yeehawww its finally my birthday vacation!!!

today krillin stole a poppy off the ground and tried to hide it in his bed. whilst retrieving it, we discovered multiple other things hidden under his bed insert. a chewed up pen in 3 pieces, a small white thing?, a clump of dog hair, and a dog hair bow. ur not a dragon, buddy. chill.

my alcohol shelves make my kitchen look like its a part-time bar as well rn

omg that "woke game list" is such a farce. heaven FORBID there be "rainbow graffiti" in a game, hence its too woke and unplayable LOL smh

the "chappell roan monster" is just my new sleep paralysis pal ig

is it sad that ive sucked more bong than dick in my life