unremarkable bones 𓅇
@lastmerrymaker.bsky.social
snapping turtle denier
jackalope hunter
illegal beans dealer
visibility enthusiast
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Portrait of Dr Ripley “Pancake” Jones by https://bsky.app/profile/geraldinepiche.bsky.social
http://thelastmerrymaker.com
jackalope hunter
illegal beans dealer
visibility enthusiast
𓅇
Portrait of Dr Ripley “Pancake” Jones by https://bsky.app/profile/geraldinepiche.bsky.social
http://thelastmerrymaker.com
This yogurt has billions of germs in it
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
This yogurt has billions of germs in it
I just don’t know what to do with this movie
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I just don’t know what to do with this movie
Stella Artois: the stuntman’s beer
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Stella Artois: the stuntman’s beer
Holy shit it was just one big beer ad
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Holy shit it was just one big beer ad
Why did the reluctant hero not simply slay the kings of both opposing forces and take their queens as brides, thus fulfilling the terrible fate befell upon him by solar flare, David Bautista?
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Why did the reluctant hero not simply slay the kings of both opposing forces and take their queens as brides, thus fulfilling the terrible fate befell upon him by solar flare, David Bautista?
“Soup is good food”
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
“Soup is good food”
“foray” and “foyer” get be every time
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
“foray” and “foyer” get be every time
the difference between heresy and prophecy
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
the difference between heresy and prophecy
Dune or the Road
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Dune or the Road
the malls are empty and would make excellent dormitories
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
the malls are empty and would make excellent dormitories
“these streets will make you feel brand new”
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“these streets will make you feel brand new”
my neighbor is like the Lorax met the Onceler and said “Never Again.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
my neighbor is like the Lorax met the Onceler and said “Never Again.”
Time for some thrilling heroics
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Time for some thrilling heroics
Sounds like throwing hoagies is legal again
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Sounds like throwing hoagies is legal again
“Foresight is so often blind”
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“Foresight is so often blind”
Imagining myself listening to Even Better Than Ezra
November 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Imagining myself listening to Even Better Than Ezra
I am a cloud
November 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I am a cloud
Today might just be a day to remember
November 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Today might just be a day to remember
What matters is how it moves
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
What matters is how it moves
I think we are underestimating ourselves as a future resource for our future AI overlords. We argue about AI erotica but how long before they start judging each other for providing it?
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I think we are underestimating ourselves as a future resource for our future AI overlords. We argue about AI erotica but how long before they start judging each other for providing it?
Limp Bizkit was wasted on us as children
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Limp Bizkit was wasted on us as children
restaurant where the dry aged steaks are presented in terrarium like iguana
restaurant where you pick your sous vide steak like a lobster
November 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
restaurant where the dry aged steaks are presented in terrarium like iguana
restaurant where you pick your sous vide steak like a lobster
November 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
restaurant where you pick your sous vide steak like a lobster