JPM
@lastsonofthemoon.bsky.social
The way to my heart is with coffee and a pastry, the way to my hole is up for discussion
Am I that obvious? 😜
January 15, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Am I that obvious? 😜
I have nothing respectful to say so I'll leave it at this 🤤
January 14, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I have nothing respectful to say so I'll leave it at this 🤤
I'm tempted to throw the match just to find out 🤤
January 4, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I'm tempted to throw the match just to find out 🤤
What's the forfeit for the loser? 🤞
January 4, 2026 at 10:10 AM
What's the forfeit for the loser? 🤞
You're just starting as you mean to go on 👏
January 1, 2026 at 12:36 PM
You're just starting as you mean to go on 👏
Well, now I'm drooling - hope you're happy 😜
December 27, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Well, now I'm drooling - hope you're happy 😜
Forget Santa, I want to sit on *your* lap 🥵
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Forget Santa, I want to sit on *your* lap 🥵
All I want for Christmas....
December 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
All I want for Christmas....
My throat is ready and waiting 😈
December 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
My throat is ready and waiting 😈
Fuck, you're a genius too 🤤
December 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Fuck, you're a genius too 🤤
I genuinely can't decide who I'm more jealous of
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I genuinely can't decide who I'm more jealous of
Oh so that's what heaven looks like!
December 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oh so that's what heaven looks like!
Wow - so fucking hot 🤤
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Wow - so fucking hot 🤤
Suddenly I'm a Beyblade
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Suddenly I'm a Beyblade
I'm so sorry to hear you've been having such a tough time recently but I'm glad you've been able to find help that works for you! You're truly incredible - I'm very glad you're back 💖
November 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I'm so sorry to hear you've been having such a tough time recently but I'm glad you've been able to find help that works for you! You're truly incredible - I'm very glad you're back 💖
Does that make me a brick layer?
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Does that make me a brick layer?
I certainly need rooting
October 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I certainly need rooting
I'm looking at flights as we speak - let's see how many loads you can put in me 😜
September 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm looking at flights as we speak - let's see how many loads you can put in me 😜
Want? It's more of a need 🤤
September 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Want? It's more of a need 🤤
I can help with that 😜
September 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I can help with that 😜
Damn Daddy's got wood 🥵
September 26, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Damn Daddy's got wood 🥵