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Wherever it goes make sure she’s facing the wall, then she can only haunt the cavity insulation. Even better if it’s a singe skin party wall, then she can haunt the neighbours.
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Wherever it goes make sure she’s facing the wall, then she can only haunt the cavity insulation. Even better if it’s a singe skin party wall, then she can haunt the neighbours.
I’m a very cool guy working in the media but I’m not in any of the group chats, is there a way to add me? How can I find out who is the leader?
January 28, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I’m a very cool guy working in the media but I’m not in any of the group chats, is there a way to add me? How can I find out who is the leader?
I always wonder if the type of man who collates and publishes this data might struggle with dating for more obvious reasons beyond “dating apps suck”
January 28, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I always wonder if the type of man who collates and publishes this data might struggle with dating for more obvious reasons beyond “dating apps suck”
A friend recently bought a flat in a block just before 200k+ of work came to light. Cue new directors looking at legal action against old directors and a lot of sleepless nights.
January 27, 2026 at 12:58 PM
A friend recently bought a flat in a block just before 200k+ of work came to light. Cue new directors looking at legal action against old directors and a lot of sleepless nights.
I love when Japanese hotels include a European offering alongside their local savoury options. Lasagne at 7am anyone?
January 22, 2026 at 9:14 AM
I love when Japanese hotels include a European offering alongside their local savoury options. Lasagne at 7am anyone?
We will chargrill our hispi over piles of devalued banknotes
January 19, 2026 at 9:30 AM
We will chargrill our hispi over piles of devalued banknotes
3% of gdp should go on free handing out free headphones.
In all seriousness lack of headphone jacks and free cable headphones with phones probably makes a difference for kids
In all seriousness lack of headphone jacks and free cable headphones with phones probably makes a difference for kids
January 18, 2026 at 7:43 PM
3% of gdp should go on free handing out free headphones.
In all seriousness lack of headphone jacks and free cable headphones with phones probably makes a difference for kids
In all seriousness lack of headphone jacks and free cable headphones with phones probably makes a difference for kids
Do you think Farage would be promising these Tory leavers Cabinet positions if they get in, or are they desperate enough to join anyway? I ask as at some point the Reform cabinet is just 2024 Tory Cabinet?
January 15, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Do you think Farage would be promising these Tory leavers Cabinet positions if they get in, or are they desperate enough to join anyway? I ask as at some point the Reform cabinet is just 2024 Tory Cabinet?
Exactly, a wise Head told me banning anything was a nightmare. “In your bag during the school day” worked fine for years.
January 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Exactly, a wise Head told me banning anything was a nightmare. “In your bag during the school day” worked fine for years.
Red Hot Ancient Kazaks
January 8, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Red Hot Ancient Kazaks
Meanwhile pubs are packed with people going “this alcohol free stuff is quite good actually”
January 7, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Meanwhile pubs are packed with people going “this alcohol free stuff is quite good actually”
We can look forward to an excruciating back peddle when Grok tells Ofcom to stop being so square
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 PM
We can look forward to an excruciating back peddle when Grok tells Ofcom to stop being so square
“The ceremonial bread knife was an important implement for removing the bigger branches, despite the devastating impact on its ability to cut actual bread”
January 4, 2026 at 8:31 PM
“The ceremonial bread knife was an important implement for removing the bigger branches, despite the devastating impact on its ability to cut actual bread”
I’ll do it for £6 and petrol
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’ll do it for £6 and petrol
Who can be fucked walking up those stairs with six bags of Asda shopping
December 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Who can be fucked walking up those stairs with six bags of Asda shopping
Zoox’s platform looks even more sensible now
December 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Zoox’s platform looks even more sensible now
A family comedy featuring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, how novel!
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A family comedy featuring Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley, how novel!
There was a best bits of Christmas only fools and horses on last night and even my 70+ dad wondered if they can’t pull anything new out the hat
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
There was a best bits of Christmas only fools and horses on last night and even my 70+ dad wondered if they can’t pull anything new out the hat
It’s all nasty awful stuff but it’s simultaneously hilarious because they’re all such losers. “Engineers” and “product managers” over on twitter thinking they can fix the world when they genuinely don’t understand the most basic functions of government.
December 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It’s all nasty awful stuff but it’s simultaneously hilarious because they’re all such losers. “Engineers” and “product managers” over on twitter thinking they can fix the world when they genuinely don’t understand the most basic functions of government.