Nelly
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They’re about to tear down the Frontier terminal at JFK and they need to leave this ugly mf inside
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Can’t tell if the coffee cup is supposed to be a pants situation or if it’s the logo tactfully placed to prevent me from seeing his little donut dingus
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Why hasn’t Dunkin brought this weird freak out of retirement??
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Brother, he’s denying trans rights in a state he is currently elected to lead. Why would I possibly think he’d flip a switch and do it as president
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“This is it! Mastodon is going to happen!”
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The Trump admin has created exactly 1 new job
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Seems like a really easy slam dunk for the democrats to paint this as wasteful govt spending let’s check and see if any of them are doing so
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If Travis Kelce has any honor he’ll rip the head off Charli XcX’s boyfriend from that shitty little band
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At the present moment the only fallout from Sora Ai is a distrust of skate videos because they’re all inexplicably made with a massive fish eye layover
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He has 5’8 vibes and not an inch taller
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Look here Jack, we’re opening a big tent. Not quite big enough for the gays, immigrants, or working class but it’s gonna be big
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Ok but have you considered that if we let Trump kick a homeless person in the face enough we can win a marginal tax credit for people who graduated from an HBCU and opened a small business within 3 years?
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These people should go back to 2000s conservatism and ask themselves if conservatives believed in moral concession to attain what they have now
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How about me being alive at the same time as my incredible girlfriend
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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I think the average American is dumb enough to fall for that schtick
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The one thing I think the left should adopt from the right is taking a strong political stance and following it up with “but that’s not political, it’s common sense”
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Napoleon would’ve listened to Pod Save America
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Marvel has a whinnie the Pooh crossover coming out called the “Poohniverse”?? Not sure how that got through testing
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If I have anything to say about it it’s today
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This thing in New York is so clearly a malicious entity. The architect was channeling a demonic vision
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Does anyone else feel like kids today are Too damn Cellphone??!
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Yall are making fun of this but Theo Von is just a kid
rollingstone.com
“I voted for none of this."

Prominent influencers, including Theo Von, Joe Rogan, and Andrew Schulz, are starting to distance themselves from the president they helped propel to the White House.

Story: www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Haven’t had the NY postmates guys take a photo of me receiving my food looking like a wretched beast so that’s been nice
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But fake Yeezys on SHEIN and tell people you got them before he went crazy. Get a vape rig from 2015. Start a hobby you never get good at