Hearing reports that Senator Feinstein still refuses to resign.
September 29, 2023 at 8:17 PM
Hearing reports that Senator Feinstein still refuses to resign.
FUN FACT: There are now more Mission Impossible movies than there were episodes of the original series.
July 10, 2023 at 10:14 PM
FUN FACT: There are now more Mission Impossible movies than there were episodes of the original series.
I am suing the National Park Service because the bear that mauled me wasn’t even a little bit gummi.
July 7, 2023 at 1:04 PM
I am suing the National Park Service because the bear that mauled me wasn’t even a little bit gummi.
I am having trouble imagining anyone ever encountering the phrase “Trump is innocent” without wincing.
June 9, 2023 at 7:21 PM
I am having trouble imagining anyone ever encountering the phrase “Trump is innocent” without wincing.
Child labor is horrible. And let me tell you something: Adult labor isn’t so hot either.
June 1, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Child labor is horrible. And let me tell you something: Adult labor isn’t so hot either.
How do I join the WGA? I don’t want to write stuff, I just want to picket things.
May 22, 2023 at 12:02 AM
How do I join the WGA? I don’t want to write stuff, I just want to picket things.
The NRA is weaponizing guns.
May 19, 2023 at 1:07 PM
The NRA is weaponizing guns.
I thought he was reducing his own role by making the company smaller.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/elon-musk-says-he-s-hired-a-new-ceo-for-twitter-and-will-reduce-his-own-role/ar-AA1b4z1R
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/elon-musk-says-he-s-hired-a-new-ceo-for-twitter-and-will-reduce-his-own-role/ar-AA1b4z1R
Elon Musk says he's hired a new CEO for Twitter and will reduce his own role
Twitter owner Elon Musk said Thursday he has hired a new CEO to run the social media platform.
www.msn.com
May 12, 2023 at 12:08 AM
I thought he was reducing his own role by making the company smaller.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/elon-musk-says-he-s-hired-a-new-ceo-for-twitter-and-will-reduce-his-own-role/ar-AA1b4z1R
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/elon-musk-says-he-s-hired-a-new-ceo-for-twitter-and-will-reduce-his-own-role/ar-AA1b4z1R
Can somebody please teach me how to karate chop someone? (I only need to do it this one time)
May 7, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Can somebody please teach me how to karate chop someone? (I only need to do it this one time)
Is the WGA really on strike, or did everybody just get writer’s block simultaneously?
May 2, 2023 at 12:38 PM
Is the WGA really on strike, or did everybody just get writer’s block simultaneously?
I just don't understand why the King of England needs to be chlorinated.
May 1, 2023 at 5:17 PM
I just don't understand why the King of England needs to be chlorinated.
Merp. Moink. Vneep. Flerb.
April 28, 2023 at 12:47 AM
Merp. Moink. Vneep. Flerb.
I’m just testing the functions here. Kindly enjoy this picture of Captain Kangaroo.
April 28, 2023 at 12:20 AM
I’m just testing the functions here. Kindly enjoy this picture of Captain Kangaroo.
Is there a way to have myself disinvited?
April 28, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Is there a way to have myself disinvited?
I’ve only been on this app for 20 minutes and I feel like I’ve already committed about 107 breaches of decorum.
April 28, 2023 at 12:09 AM
I’ve only been on this app for 20 minutes and I feel like I’ve already committed about 107 breaches of decorum.
I don’t think it should take five guys to make my hamburger.
April 28, 2023 at 12:03 AM
I don’t think it should take five guys to make my hamburger.
Mock me now, but when I'm famous you'll all be eating Pez from my head.
April 27, 2023 at 11:56 PM
Mock me now, but when I'm famous you'll all be eating Pez from my head.
I have just arrived. Everyone please gather to offer me a warm welcome.
April 27, 2023 at 11:48 PM
I have just arrived. Everyone please gather to offer me a warm welcome.