Checked my 2025 goals. All abandoned except one: buy a house.
Currently drowning in mortgage paperwork but technically… progress.
Question is: can I still catch up on the other goals or is it already 2026 in spirit?

#LaterologistLog #GoalDropout #DoingItLater #ProgressButMakeItStress
#2025GoalsWho

3.5 hour flight. Two kids (not mine). Two tablets. Zero headphones. Full volume.
By hour two I wasn’t asking for headphones — I was asking for an exorcism.
Am I a Karen if my in-flight meal request was “silence”?

#LaterologistLog #AirplaneEtiquette #KarenButMakeItCute #SendEarplugs

Raised where silence is polite. Married into a culture where it’s suspicious. Now my half-Spanish child thinks quiet is a disease. Pray for me.

#LaterologistLog #IntrovertParenting #SendWineNotWords

Back from my accidental sabbatical. Turns out, posting consistently requires… consistency.

#LaterologistLog
#DoingItLater
#AccidentalHiatus
#BackButUnreliable
#PpstingIsHard
#ShortLivedObsession

Still haven’t replied to my friend’s July message.
But she also ghosted me in January, so really… I think we’re thriving.
Some friendships run on vibes, sarcasm, and a legally binding agreement to never take delayed replies personally.

#LaterologistLog #MutualGhostingElite #UnreadAndUnbothered

I have a website idea.
But to build it, I need a design.
But I’m not a designer.
So now I’m learning design.
Which means typography. And color theory.
Possibly interior architecture. Who knows.

Is it vision? Control? Procrastination in a wig?
Yes.
#LaterologistLog #DoingItLater #WebDevSpiral

Me & my friend:

Oct 2023: “Let’s call soon!” → (We don’t)
Jan 2024: I say HBD → “Thanks!” → I say “how are you?” → silence
June 2024: She texts → I ghost
June 2025: I text → She replies in July

No beef. Just mutual burnout and soft ghosting at elite level.

#LaterologistLog #DoingItLaterTogether

I’m flying on the 27th. Still haven’t bought the tickets.
Almost did two days ago but got emotionally sidetracked by a folder named “tax stuff.”
Current status: mildly anxious, but not anxious enough to open Skyscanner.

#LaterologistLog #ProcrastinationElite #DoingItLater

How do you people finish books and not just… gently abandon them mid-paragraph for a new one?

I can do anything… except the thing I need to do right now.

Hi, I’m a Laterologist.

I:
– pick up obsessions weekly
– procrastinate like it’s an art form
– curate supplies I never use

Vegan mom. Creative chaos. Spiraling just enough to keep things interesting.

Follow for semi-regular proof that I tried.
🧶📚🎨🌀🧠🤹‍♀️🫠

#LaterologistLog #VeganMomLife #DoingItLater

Not me starting a Bluesky account instead of finishing that thing I’ve been putting off for two weeks.