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Matt
@latersoon.bsky.social
Ramblings of a parent in their thirties
I grew up in the nineties but never owned healies. Is that child abuse?
May 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My four year old just said to me “you need to drink water, dude. You can’t just drink pop”
April 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
2 year old, misunderstanding lyrics: “I wish you could marry Christmas, I wish you could marry Christmas”
December 25, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I swear I always have 28 unread work emails no matter how many emails I answer
December 6, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Instead of listening to my spouse and 4 yo argue about dinner again, I’ve turned on Weird Al’s “Eat It” and recommended she add ketchup. Worked a treat.
November 30, 2024 at 9:48 PM
You used to be able to plug a printer into your computer and print. It was amazing.

Now I can’t print because one ink color that I do not need is out and Epson wants me to buy their ink before they allow me another page.

The real problem is still needing to ever print anything at all.
November 17, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Nothing like a fresh pair of socks
January 13, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Reposted by Matt
December 28, 2023 at 9:10 PM
I asked my 3 year old if she was more excited for Christmas presents or breakfast. She chose breakfast
December 25, 2023 at 12:42 AM