I grew up in the nineties but never owned healies. Is that child abuse?

My four year old just said to me “you need to drink water, dude. You can’t just drink pop”

2 year old, misunderstanding lyrics: “I wish you could marry Christmas, I wish you could marry Christmas”

I swear I always have 28 unread work emails no matter how many emails I answer

Instead of listening to my spouse and 4 yo argue about dinner again, I’ve turned on Weird Al’s “Eat It” and recommended she add ketchup. Worked a treat.

You used to be able to plug a printer into your computer and print. It was amazing.

Now I can’t print because one ink color that I do not need is out and Epson wants me to buy their ink before they allow me another page.

The real problem is still needing to ever print anything at all.

Nothing like a fresh pair of socks

I asked my 3 year old if she was more excited for Christmas presents or breakfast. She chose breakfast