Lauchlin
@lauchlin.bsky.social
A machine of pure meaning and an idiot baby clown.
Nova Scotia, Canada
Nova Scotia, Canada
Google Analytics’ AI “helper” is trying to figure out why organic traffic to a website has been so much lower ever since Google Search introduced AI summaries at the top of the search results
June 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Google Analytics’ AI “helper” is trying to figure out why organic traffic to a website has been so much lower ever since Google Search introduced AI summaries at the top of the search results
Montreal figured this out with their Bixi bike stations over a decade ago. 1-2 street parking spots turned into a fleet of bikes.
May 16, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Montreal figured this out with their Bixi bike stations over a decade ago. 1-2 street parking spots turned into a fleet of bikes.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold
Her hardest hue to hold
April 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold
Her hardest hue to hold
That Jared Keeso Heritage Minute makes me pretty sure he should play BJ Blazkowicz in a Wolfenstein TV series
April 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
That Jared Keeso Heritage Minute makes me pretty sure he should play BJ Blazkowicz in a Wolfenstein TV series
Living in a climate where this happens was a mistake. What are any of us doing here
March 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Living in a climate where this happens was a mistake. What are any of us doing here
If you have time to lean, you have time to clean
March 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If you have time to lean, you have time to clean
That last paragraph is how you know Nova Scotians mean business
February 1, 2025 at 11:20 PM
That last paragraph is how you know Nova Scotians mean business
Just got a giant pop up over my work Gmail from Google’s Gemini AI asking what it could do for me today
January 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Just got a giant pop up over my work Gmail from Google’s Gemini AI asking what it could do for me today
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened
January 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened
Unfortunately, I was made for lounging in the sun, not climbing frozen mountains
December 16, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Unfortunately, I was made for lounging in the sun, not climbing frozen mountains
I just made bagels at home for the first time. Look at these little sons of bitches
December 14, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I just made bagels at home for the first time. Look at these little sons of bitches
Halifax, you’re looking fine this morning
December 6, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Halifax, you’re looking fine this morning
Post you from a different era
December 1, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Post you from a different era
These targeted ads are getting very specific (and very poorly targeted)
November 23, 2024 at 12:39 PM
These targeted ads are getting very specific (and very poorly targeted)
Trying to start the day with some sun salutations but the friggin’ sun is refusing to salute back
November 14, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Trying to start the day with some sun salutations but the friggin’ sun is refusing to salute back
Reading old comics is fun
November 13, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Reading old comics is fun
I’ve always wanted to be in the 1%, and now I’m certified!
September 19, 2024 at 1:45 PM
I’ve always wanted to be in the 1%, and now I’m certified!
if you’re going to be that sensitive about them, might want to consider a less revealing costume material than spandex
August 23, 2024 at 6:23 PM
if you’re going to be that sensitive about them, might want to consider a less revealing costume material than spandex
Maybe this is not news to anyone else, but I’m sad to report that Subway’s foot longs aren’t anywhere close to $5 anymore
March 5, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Maybe this is not news to anyone else, but I’m sad to report that Subway’s foot longs aren’t anywhere close to $5 anymore
Lady Jessica reflecting on her experience with the Harkonnens on Arrakis
March 3, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Lady Jessica reflecting on her experience with the Harkonnens on Arrakis
There is an episode of Star Trek The Next Generation where Beverly Crusher is banging a ghost and also there is a graveyard set with tombstones that say Vader and McFly.
February 25, 2024 at 3:36 AM
There is an episode of Star Trek The Next Generation where Beverly Crusher is banging a ghost and also there is a graveyard set with tombstones that say Vader and McFly.
Sometimes I regret not being a 22 year old girl
January 31, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Sometimes I regret not being a 22 year old girl
Just logged into Facebook for the first time in a while and was brutalized by this post at the top of my news feed
January 11, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Just logged into Facebook for the first time in a while and was brutalized by this post at the top of my news feed