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Laughing Rat

@laughing-rat.bsky.social

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May or may not be a rat. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🩵🤍🩷

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · Nov 12

Other posters: "I have 6 PhD's and can provide salient insight on a wide variety of topics to help you make sense of a changing, terrifying world."

Me: "Rat."

A grey and white rat showing off her very pink nose and very fine whiskers. Rat.

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🧡🐀 venus 🐀❤️ @venuslovesrats.bsky.social · 1d

bring la creature to me...

A Tumblr post by creechur says: rat rat rat rat where is the rat? bring him to me. Pictured is a brown rat held in someone's hand with the caption: as u wish... T R A N S A C T I O N C O M P L E T E.

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 21h

That's so sad. Alexa, play "Despacito".

Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 1d

Delicious and nutritious Legg.

Agouti and white rat Ajax lies on his back hedonistically as he grooms his back leg. He's chomping on it like a corncob or a rib bone and clearly enjoying himself.

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 3d

Rat

Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 6d

Just wait until I tell you that if you purse your lips for a kiss he'll give you a little boop with his nose!

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 6d

That's one of the flattest rats I've ever seen

nycbunnymadison @nycbunnymadison.bsky.social · 6d

Flea's Sneeze.

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 6d

Incoming snoofs for u

Close-up of Ajax the agouti and white rat looking very attentive and friendly. His pink nose is trained in your direction and he's ready to thoroughly sniff you.

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 7d

And a great lady she was.

Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 8d

Guys... Our standards for you are on the floor and you still can't rise to meet them.

Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 8d

Nice

Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 8d

They're so cute!

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 8d

Mama Selkie staring you down with her built in 3D goggles.

A beige and white odd-eyed rat sits on a blue pillow and gives you a supercilious stare.

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 9d

The battle ended with Selkie picking up her daughter and dunking her in the water dish. Always bet on mom.

Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 9d

In the left hand corner, Selkie, a mother with no patience and a mean hip throw. On the right, Quill, the scrappy young daughter who lacks stamina but has a mean left back foot kick. Who will the victor be?

Two beige and white rats, mother and daughter, standing on their hind legs with their arms locked in a wrestling grip like tiny dinosaurs. Their noses and whiskers are tense, they look evenly matched.

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 9d

This Rat Meme Monday, shout-out to r/RATS and their endless parade of boggly little fellas.

An image frequently posted on the rat subreddit, top text reads "guys is ny rat ok???? he's acting weird is he in pain????" Over a childlike sketch of a happy male rat with big, boggling eyes and giant, dangling testicles with the text "literally the happiest creature on god's green earth".

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eon! 🐀🏳️‍🌈 @eondraws.bsky.social · 13d

micromanagement

#rats #art

a rat with light grey markings glares offscreen. "to a rat, all management is micromanagement."

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Jennie🌷 @maobabie.com · 13d

It’s soup season!
#art

Illustration of little mice surrounding a soup pot making soup! The text reads “do not disturb.. I’m busy making soup”

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 14d

Feeling a bit dubious about these shoulder rubs.

Bertram the beige and white rat leans away from a hand that's giving him a shoulder massage. His eyes are narrowed and he looks like he's questioning the hand's intentions.

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 14d

Trying on being a hamster, just to see how she likes it

Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 14d

Truth Coming Out Of Her Hut To Shame Mankind

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 14d

Can always start with a clinic manager, though your state probably also has a licensing or certification board for PA's that will take a complaint. Be prepared to keep everything documented in writing in case you have to lawyer up.

Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 14d

Not my fault they keep giving Pikachu cute hats and I have a pathological need for all of them.

Screenshot of a Pokemon Go storage box with 79 Pikachu in it.

Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 14d

The Onion needed to remind us it's fiction by pretending politicians retire.

Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 15d

It also feels weird that they're asking attendees to identify themselves. It's like giving your name and phone number to RSVP to a protest, giving your personal info to an event that shouldn't require it.

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 15d

I'd say mink, which is kind of a medium grey-brown color.