Aaron
@laughingjackal.bsky.social
Falling upwards thru life
aka Spork Bork, Stickarish, DillyDally
aka Spork Bork, Stickarish, DillyDally
anarchy reduces cholesterol. or increases it. whichever your doctor says is the good one.
January 20, 2026 at 6:04 AM
anarchy reduces cholesterol. or increases it. whichever your doctor says is the good one.
my new annoying thing is to ask if any and every band i hear is vampire weekend. they aren’t.
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
my new annoying thing is to ask if any and every band i hear is vampire weekend. they aren’t.
Something has upset me i must play drums at midnight
January 8, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Something has upset me i must play drums at midnight
if u shitposted tonight… im so proud of you. keep it up.
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 AM
if u shitposted tonight… im so proud of you. keep it up.
‘but wait, it gets worse’ - me telling any story
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 AM
‘but wait, it gets worse’ - me telling any story
Harry Potter and the Department of Motor Vehicles
December 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Harry Potter and the Department of Motor Vehicles
Stand-up comedian: so I hear we have an older crowd tonight…
Me and my 26yr old friend:
Me and my 26yr old friend:
December 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Stand-up comedian: so I hear we have an older crowd tonight…
Me and my 26yr old friend:
Me and my 26yr old friend:
man im so hungry i could eat a guy who stole my wallet
December 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
man im so hungry i could eat a guy who stole my wallet
when i was a kid i was scared
of the deep end…
cuz of whales
of the deep end…
cuz of whales
December 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
when i was a kid i was scared
of the deep end…
cuz of whales
of the deep end…
cuz of whales
- What could be worse than assigning people a city based on their music taste?
- How about an age?
- Diabolical. I love it
- And then lets add 10-25 years to whatever it actually is
- Mr. Spotify you are the so smarterest
- How about an age?
- Diabolical. I love it
- And then lets add 10-25 years to whatever it actually is
- Mr. Spotify you are the so smarterest
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 AM
- What could be worse than assigning people a city based on their music taste?
- How about an age?
- Diabolical. I love it
- And then lets add 10-25 years to whatever it actually is
- Mr. Spotify you are the so smarterest
- How about an age?
- Diabolical. I love it
- And then lets add 10-25 years to whatever it actually is
- Mr. Spotify you are the so smarterest
oh my god just snow already
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
oh my god just snow already
playing a horror video game with a cat in your lap is a terrible idea. She scratched the fuck outta me
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
playing a horror video game with a cat in your lap is a terrible idea. She scratched the fuck outta me
just had the cops called on me for playing drums at 3 in the afternoon. I’ve been doing this since february and it only now bothers you without even telling me first?
October 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
just had the cops called on me for playing drums at 3 in the afternoon. I’ve been doing this since february and it only now bothers you without even telling me first?
Me: What are you singing?
7-yr-old: Papa John’s: The Musical
7-yr-old: Papa John’s: The Musical
October 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Me: What are you singing?
7-yr-old: Papa John’s: The Musical
7-yr-old: Papa John’s: The Musical
so if im just mildly autistic-presenting should i be microdosing my tylenol or how does this work
September 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
so if im just mildly autistic-presenting should i be microdosing my tylenol or how does this work
Pentagon should just have their own pizza kitchen if they want to be all hush hush
August 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Pentagon should just have their own pizza kitchen if they want to be all hush hush
i finally allowed myself a day to relax and so now my body gets to experience 100% of the pain
August 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i finally allowed myself a day to relax and so now my body gets to experience 100% of the pain
the barber took off too much and now i feel naked
August 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the barber took off too much and now i feel naked
i love this band but before i get invested i need to know their stance on palestine
August 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
i love this band but before i get invested i need to know their stance on palestine
label says turkey but looks like ham
tummy will decide
tummy will decide
August 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
label says turkey but looks like ham
tummy will decide
tummy will decide
Me: I was born the same year as pokemon.
Camper: I was born the same year as GTA:V
fuck im old
Camper: I was born the same year as GTA:V
fuck im old
July 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Me: I was born the same year as pokemon.
Camper: I was born the same year as GTA:V
fuck im old
Camper: I was born the same year as GTA:V
fuck im old
my doctors: no swimming, diving, lifting, squatting, loud music, standing for long periods of time, running, biking, drums, live music, stairs, etc.
🎶these are a few of my favorite things🎶
🎶these are a few of my favorite things🎶
July 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
my doctors: no swimming, diving, lifting, squatting, loud music, standing for long periods of time, running, biking, drums, live music, stairs, etc.
🎶these are a few of my favorite things🎶
🎶these are a few of my favorite things🎶
This man on the frolf course is 100% a mall santa in december. Wearing red and everything
July 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
This man on the frolf course is 100% a mall santa in december. Wearing red and everything
i think ultimate frisbee would be taken a lot more seriously if they weren’t all edgelord calling their sport “ultimate”
July 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i think ultimate frisbee would be taken a lot more seriously if they weren’t all edgelord calling their sport “ultimate”
I’m getting a lot of VA benefits ads so apparently the algorithm thinks I’ve served
July 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m getting a lot of VA benefits ads so apparently the algorithm thinks I’ve served