Laughs from the void
@laughsfromthevoid.bsky.social
This is my page for my unhinged funny thoughts.
Make enemies this summer!
Plant goldenrod, chop down a Bradford pear, attract bees.
Plant goldenrod, chop down a Bradford pear, attract bees.
May 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Make enemies this summer!
Plant goldenrod, chop down a Bradford pear, attract bees.
Plant goldenrod, chop down a Bradford pear, attract bees.
You say bugle fingers, I say dynasty nails fit for an emperor
May 8, 2025 at 10:51 AM
You say bugle fingers, I say dynasty nails fit for an emperor
Fishflix & krill, whale of a time
May 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Fishflix & krill, whale of a time
I bet you thanked me when you did the trick I showed you on your partners last night ho
May 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I bet you thanked me when you did the trick I showed you on your partners last night ho
Some people could really use gettin hit by a bicycle more.
May 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Some people could really use gettin hit by a bicycle more.
If you can't take me at my Cryptid Cryptic phase then you don't deserve me at my spicy incubus phase Jeremy.
May 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If you can't take me at my Cryptid Cryptic phase then you don't deserve me at my spicy incubus phase Jeremy.
Gettin zootted, flootted, screwded on a Wednesday, yeehaw!
May 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Gettin zootted, flootted, screwded on a Wednesday, yeehaw!
I do not dream of labor naive, I meditate on unrealistic scenarios that will never happen. We are not the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I do not dream of labor naive, I meditate on unrealistic scenarios that will never happen. We are not the same
Look Karen, if you wanted a slave go on Craigslist, this is a coffee shop.
May 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Look Karen, if you wanted a slave go on Craigslist, this is a coffee shop.
Remember creatures and cryptids: always negotiate relentlessly with the middle aged mean person who tells you how much your college will cost.
May 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Remember creatures and cryptids: always negotiate relentlessly with the middle aged mean person who tells you how much your college will cost.
Would you still love me if I summoned Danny the tickler from the eighth astrological ring of the underworld?
May 7, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Would you still love me if I summoned Danny the tickler from the eighth astrological ring of the underworld?
What's the point of being a practitioner of the arts of magick if I can't also do casual drugs.
May 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
What's the point of being a practitioner of the arts of magick if I can't also do casual drugs.
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I feel like two dollar bill, cursed but collectable.
May 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I feel like two dollar bill, cursed but collectable.
If I can't collect rain water and an Ecological gold mine of indigenous plants you can't have a fuckin privacy bamboo wall Janet.
May 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
If I can't collect rain water and an Ecological gold mine of indigenous plants you can't have a fuckin privacy bamboo wall Janet.
Them: Can't you just be normal?
Me: I am normal, you're just repressed sweetheart
Me: I am normal, you're just repressed sweetheart
May 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Them: Can't you just be normal?
Me: I am normal, you're just repressed sweetheart
Me: I am normal, you're just repressed sweetheart
The queer urge to destroy a mid life crisis of het white women's night out is strong
May 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The queer urge to destroy a mid life crisis of het white women's night out is strong
Arugula is for people who want lettuce to taste like pepper
May 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Arugula is for people who want lettuce to taste like pepper
Her: my bf is bragging to his friends I have no gag reflex ugh.
Me: your brother doesn't have one either, guess it runs in the family
Her: gross!
Me: your brother doesn't have one either, guess it runs in the family
Her: gross!
May 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Her: my bf is bragging to his friends I have no gag reflex ugh.
Me: your brother doesn't have one either, guess it runs in the family
Her: gross!
Me: your brother doesn't have one either, guess it runs in the family
Her: gross!
Them have I ever shown you my brother (hold up pic on phone*
Me: *spits out drink*
Them: what?!
Me: he's got daddy issues I've personally explored, at length
Them: uhhhhhh
Me: *spits out drink*
Them: what?!
Me: he's got daddy issues I've personally explored, at length
Them: uhhhhhh
May 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Them have I ever shown you my brother (hold up pic on phone*
Me: *spits out drink*
Them: what?!
Me: he's got daddy issues I've personally explored, at length
Them: uhhhhhh
Me: *spits out drink*
Them: what?!
Me: he's got daddy issues I've personally explored, at length
Them: uhhhhhh
I f I had a dollar for every hookup I've had I'd be able to pay my crippling medical dept
May 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I f I had a dollar for every hookup I've had I'd be able to pay my crippling medical dept
It's not a perfect solution but iced mocha w/ oat is sometimes better than beating a politician to death with the constitution. You know like on Tuesdays n stuff
May 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's not a perfect solution but iced mocha w/ oat is sometimes better than beating a politician to death with the constitution. You know like on Tuesdays n stuff
I don't want to work, I WANT to cast spells naked at 3 am higher than the moon
May 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I don't want to work, I WANT to cast spells naked at 3 am higher than the moon
Them: dollar for your thoughts?
Me: oh just fantasizing about the fall of capitalism
Me: oh just fantasizing about the fall of capitalism
May 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Them: dollar for your thoughts?
Me: oh just fantasizing about the fall of capitalism
Me: oh just fantasizing about the fall of capitalism
If 30 is the new 18 then why does my body feel 65 and ready to retire?
May 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If 30 is the new 18 then why does my body feel 65 and ready to retire?
It's called Swamp witch coutore you capitalist troglodyte
May 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It's called Swamp witch coutore you capitalist troglodyte