Launtrec
@launtrec.bsky.social
I gotta sit at #3 and then on the return flight I sit at #7 >:3
Gotta play the odds to win, lmao.
Gotta play the odds to win, lmao.
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I gotta sit at #3 and then on the return flight I sit at #7 >:3
Gotta play the odds to win, lmao.
Gotta play the odds to win, lmao.
Utterly perfect! Someday, someone will come looking for him to save him from the mess he has found himself in, but who knows how big he'll be when that happens. >:3
January 14, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Utterly perfect! Someday, someone will come looking for him to save him from the mess he has found himself in, but who knows how big he'll be when that happens. >:3
Dec 25, you turn into a big fat Santa.
Dec 26, you turn back, but you keep the weight.
Dec 26, you turn back, but you keep the weight.
December 26, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Dec 25, you turn into a big fat Santa.
Dec 26, you turn back, but you keep the weight.
Dec 26, you turn back, but you keep the weight.
From the developers of Apex Legends comes...Apex Legends! But fantasy! So revolutionary!
December 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
From the developers of Apex Legends comes...Apex Legends! But fantasy! So revolutionary!
“Now, do you want to make your ass 8x bigger, or double it and give it to the next person?”
Double it.
Double it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“Now, do you want to make your ass 8x bigger, or double it and give it to the next person?”
Double it.
Double it.
When the suits realize exactly what kind of "milk" the company sells.
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
When the suits realize exactly what kind of "milk" the company sells.
Me holding Coal by the scruff as I rob a bank: "Put the money in the kobold!"
December 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Me holding Coal by the scruff as I rob a bank: "Put the money in the kobold!"
He’s only getting fatter from here! The bigger he gets, the more people that attend his concerts, which means more hands to feed him ;)
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
He’s only getting fatter from here! The bigger he gets, the more people that attend his concerts, which means more hands to feed him ;)
AU, where Hamish is the big guy in the relationship
November 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
AU, where Hamish is the big guy in the relationship
My kinda handyman ;)
October 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
My kinda handyman ;)
It's so strange sometimes how some people feel that other people's commissions need to cater to their tastes and... you know... not the commissioner paying for it? lmao
September 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
It's so strange sometimes how some people feel that other people's commissions need to cater to their tastes and... you know... not the commissioner paying for it? lmao
I pray for the rapture where the chosen get bigger and fatter instead.
September 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I pray for the rapture where the chosen get bigger and fatter instead.
I'd do everything in my power to get Alan the relic again and let him finally take his place as the biggest, hunkiest man ever.
September 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'd do everything in my power to get Alan the relic again and let him finally take his place as the biggest, hunkiest man ever.
He lookin absolutely hungry for more >:)
September 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
He lookin absolutely hungry for more >:)
Bro with that last line. Lmao
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August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Bro with that last line. Lmao
Local kobold too angry to die. Send help.
August 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Local kobold too angry to die. Send help.
Im curious. Did the dads know each other before the kids, or did they meet through the kids being friends?
August 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Im curious. Did the dads know each other before the kids, or did they meet through the kids being friends?
“Sir, you weigh 873 pounds, we should really talk about dieting.”
“All I’m hearing is that I’m almost at 900. Order up some food and fill up this gut, doc.”
“All I’m hearing is that I’m almost at 900. Order up some food and fill up this gut, doc.”
August 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“Sir, you weigh 873 pounds, we should really talk about dieting.”
“All I’m hearing is that I’m almost at 900. Order up some food and fill up this gut, doc.”
“All I’m hearing is that I’m almost at 900. Order up some food and fill up this gut, doc.”
Goop Charr, or Charr goop? ;)
August 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Goop Charr, or Charr goop? ;)