And nails were good until I, you know, got within 3 ft on a fucking door handle

I can put an outfit together, look good even, just wish I could swap my head.... for something smaller, prettier and longer hair

Anyone seen the F&F ad where she gets her skirt stuck in the car door, then pulls really hard till it comes free.... why didn't she just open the door again?!

Got told by a client to remove gender neutral WC from site plan on a new job, they werent prepared to pay for the extra facility. Said fuck no. We argued. WC stays as is. #win

The boots in question

On the plus side new boots from Next look awesome and don't make my feet look massive. So I'm counting that as a win.

Just seen myself on our internal CCTV.... soooo, not be wearing that dress again

Supreme Court. Would call them c***** but they lack the depth and warmth.

So we get a 10% tariff based on some really bad maths? What a see you next tuesday

So what's the betting the orange ass gets sworn in, signs a bunch of EOs, pardons himself for all past and future crimes then quits?

Travelled with colleagues for work. Going through an airport with people who don't have your need to be early is infuriating