Laura Blegen
banner
laurablegen.bsky.social
Laura Blegen
@laurablegen.bsky.social
Writer.
Part-Time Bookkeeper
Part-Time Introvert.
Full-Time Goofball

laurablegen.com
I don't think I've ever read a movie review that made me want to see a movie more than this has.
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Every time people think they're being clever when they've really just invented a worse version of the public library...
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Ah, there's the sound of constant screaming in my mind.
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Yum. Last weekend, while I was busy, my husband made toffee chocolate chunk cookies with homemade toffee, which were delicious, but (he says) pretty labor intensive
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I know that feeling. I wish I could magic your cake for you
November 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
😂🤣
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oh thank goodness. The only thing keeping me from drinking Monster up until now was that it wasn't...

*checks notes*

... dumb enough?
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
😔
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I knew, theoretically, that that kind of nonsense had started. Still, it sucks to see.
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It's honestly amazing the lengths a person can go to to avoid using the correct subject for their sentence...
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I once found one of those machines in an airport when I badly needed a treat. I was so happy, only to have the cupcake get stuck in the badly-designed dispensing mechanism.

I still don't know whether their cupcakes are any good, but now I associate the brand with disappointment, anyway.
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
At first, I got caught in the trap of being distracted by how stupid he sounds, but then somebody reminded me that this email is likely answering. a question. from. Jeffrey. Epstein.

And then I felt super ill. Again.
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM