Laurabshan
@laurabshan.bsky.social
Hi! Recovering Twitter/FB addict, here for deep thoughts, hot takes and news. I don’t wanna buy anything, sell anything, or process anything.
I don’t know why my TikTok algorithm hates me but right now there is a woman in an Applebee’s bar in Florence Kentucky on karaoke night singing “I Can Only Imagine” in memory of CK.
September 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I don’t know why my TikTok algorithm hates me but right now there is a woman in an Applebee’s bar in Florence Kentucky on karaoke night singing “I Can Only Imagine” in memory of CK.
So I guess maybe they’ll let us eat leftover cake?
Nahhhh.
Nahhhh.
The sky itself is no limit for billionaire Jeff Bezos and fiancée Lauren Sánchez, who have traveled into space — and expectations were about as high ahead of their wedding in Venice on Friday.
Jeff Bezos weds Lauren Sánchez in lavish Venice ceremony
The sky itself is no limit for billionaire Jeff Bezos and fiancée Lauren Sánchez, who have traveled into space — and expectations were about as high ahead of their wedding in Venice on Friday.
l.euronews.com
June 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
So I guess maybe they’ll let us eat leftover cake?
Nahhhh.
Nahhhh.
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i’m in tears, the guitar just keeps going
June 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
i’m in tears, the guitar just keeps going
My 5 year old: Mom, do you LIKE being small?
All 5 feet of me: 😐😐🫥🫥🫥
All 5 feet of me: 😐😐🫥🫥🫥
May 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
My 5 year old: Mom, do you LIKE being small?
All 5 feet of me: 😐😐🫥🫥🫥
All 5 feet of me: 😐😐🫥🫥🫥
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Okay, then what exactly is being sold here because that is a huge disappointment.
March 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Okay, then what exactly is being sold here because that is a huge disappointment.
You’re very well respected, aren’t you, Little Marco?
March 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
You’re very well respected, aren’t you, Little Marco?
Confession: Tuesday is my birthday and my husband always made a big thing out of it. And now he’s dead.
Today a friend made a cake for me with my two littles and looking at it makes me want to vomit but I am going to light the candle and choke it down. Somehow, some way.
Today a friend made a cake for me with my two littles and looking at it makes me want to vomit but I am going to light the candle and choke it down. Somehow, some way.
February 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Confession: Tuesday is my birthday and my husband always made a big thing out of it. And now he’s dead.
Today a friend made a cake for me with my two littles and looking at it makes me want to vomit but I am going to light the candle and choke it down. Somehow, some way.
Today a friend made a cake for me with my two littles and looking at it makes me want to vomit but I am going to light the candle and choke it down. Somehow, some way.
This Fifth Element reboot looks awful.
February 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
This Fifth Element reboot looks awful.
Is he talking about the evil of funding Hamas…with Bibi sitting right there?
February 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Is he talking about the evil of funding Hamas…with Bibi sitting right there?
I lost my husband on Monday. I don’t know how to feel but I know I feel wobbly all the time and it’s because I lost the balance of my soul. Cancer is an awful, cruel thing and it took him so quickly.
Hug your people a little tighter tonight, please.
Hug your people a little tighter tonight, please.
January 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I lost my husband on Monday. I don’t know how to feel but I know I feel wobbly all the time and it’s because I lost the balance of my soul. Cancer is an awful, cruel thing and it took him so quickly.
Hug your people a little tighter tonight, please.
Hug your people a little tighter tonight, please.
Bread and circuses
Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Bread and circuses
Dear God,
Please let the biker dude wear assless chaps. 🍑
Amen.
Please let the biker dude wear assless chaps. 🍑
Amen.
I honestly don’t know what to do with the fact that the 🍊turnip has hired the Village People for his inaug.
It there was a singular LGBTQ song in the 80’s it was YMCA.
Is there a trick to this??
Do you think he knows??
Baffled and Laughing🤣🤣🤣
It there was a singular LGBTQ song in the 80’s it was YMCA.
Is there a trick to this??
Do you think he knows??
Baffled and Laughing🤣🤣🤣
January 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Dear God,
Please let the biker dude wear assless chaps. 🍑
Amen.
Please let the biker dude wear assless chaps. 🍑
Amen.
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When I get off of this mountain/
You know where I wanna go/
Straight down the Mississippi River/
To the Gulf of what the fuck
You know where I wanna go/
Straight down the Mississippi River/
To the Gulf of what the fuck
January 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
When I get off of this mountain/
You know where I wanna go/
Straight down the Mississippi River/
To the Gulf of what the fuck
You know where I wanna go/
Straight down the Mississippi River/
To the Gulf of what the fuck
My husband (healthy, 46) was just diagnosed with one of the rarest types of cancer; it has a 3-6% survival rate. I am terrified for my 3 children, and for myself. I am living in hell.
But dammit, we will fight this with every ounce of our being. And when he can’t, I will fight for him.
But dammit, we will fight this with every ounce of our being. And when he can’t, I will fight for him.
December 5, 2024 at 1:28 AM
My husband (healthy, 46) was just diagnosed with one of the rarest types of cancer; it has a 3-6% survival rate. I am terrified for my 3 children, and for myself. I am living in hell.
But dammit, we will fight this with every ounce of our being. And when he can’t, I will fight for him.
But dammit, we will fight this with every ounce of our being. And when he can’t, I will fight for him.
I love him. I love you, Sturgill Simpson.
🔥 🗣️STURGILL SIMPSON: “This toxic patriarchal energy is an age coming to an end… that energy is clawing for its survival bc it knows it’s dying. We’re heading to something beautiful, we just have to go through some dark shit first. So love everybody.” (H/T @wutangforchildren.bsky.social )
November 24, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I love him. I love you, Sturgill Simpson.