the furtive pick me
@lauradernit.bsky.social
Tye
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Denver, CO.
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Denver, CO.
managed to cut my *other* thumb
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
managed to cut my *other* thumb
cut off the tip of my thumb with my mandolin
December 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
cut off the tip of my thumb with my mandolin
on a gay streak
December 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
on a gay streak
managed to buy two copies of Righting Wrongs at some point and didn't even realize it. In my defense, the Vin Syn release is a lot more memorable
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
managed to buy two copies of Righting Wrongs at some point and didn't even realize it. In my defense, the Vin Syn release is a lot more memorable
no, it's fine, I just didn't expect there to be so much Dave Matthews Band
December 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
no, it's fine, I just didn't expect there to be so much Dave Matthews Band
oh Destiny, as if I couldn't love this moment more
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
oh Destiny, as if I couldn't love this moment more
Keeper? I hardly know 'er!
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Keeper? I hardly know 'er!
my mental health is totally fine, why do you ask?
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
my mental health is totally fine, why do you ask?
season 5 of Community a banger, not the least of which because they got Gina Gershon for a credits joke? and it's so good??
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 AM
season 5 of Community a banger, not the least of which because they got Gina Gershon for a credits joke? and it's so good??
it's white woman grief week
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
it's white woman grief week
anyway, at least this Stephanie Hans variant cover is giving "great gowns, beautiful gowns "
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
anyway, at least this Stephanie Hans variant cover is giving "great gowns, beautiful gowns "
cross posting my @gaymeat.bsky.social shirt bc I'm shameless and I really really really hate AI and love gay alt pop
October 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
cross posting my @gaymeat.bsky.social shirt bc I'm shameless and I really really really hate AI and love gay alt pop
The Devil's Honey (1986) or Dangerous Obsession is weirdly bloodless for Lucio Fulci, but also very horny. A mostly taut softcore thriller, I found the ending flashback inadvertedly hilarious, iykyk.
October 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
The Devil's Honey (1986) or Dangerous Obsession is weirdly bloodless for Lucio Fulci, but also very horny. A mostly taut softcore thriller, I found the ending flashback inadvertedly hilarious, iykyk.
just realized I'm older than the girls in Girls when Girls ended
October 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
just realized I'm older than the girls in Girls when Girls ended
Midnight Meat Train (2008) isn't a great film, but it does manage to be one of the best Clive Barker adaptations (a very low bar to clear).
Most of the film is largely unremarkable apart from some solid gore. But that ending, that's the kind of bizarre Barker stuff I'd like to see more of.
Most of the film is largely unremarkable apart from some solid gore. But that ending, that's the kind of bizarre Barker stuff I'd like to see more of.
October 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Midnight Meat Train (2008) isn't a great film, but it does manage to be one of the best Clive Barker adaptations (a very low bar to clear).
Most of the film is largely unremarkable apart from some solid gore. But that ending, that's the kind of bizarre Barker stuff I'd like to see more of.
Most of the film is largely unremarkable apart from some solid gore. But that ending, that's the kind of bizarre Barker stuff I'd like to see more of.
The depth of my character, alas
October 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The depth of my character, alas
The Dungeonmaster (1984)
Why pick one genre when you can choose them all? Ridiculous in its plotting but extremely bold in the amount of ideas packed into its short run time. Leslie Wing's role is criminally underwritten, but the rest is a very charming Charles Band picture.
Why pick one genre when you can choose them all? Ridiculous in its plotting but extremely bold in the amount of ideas packed into its short run time. Leslie Wing's role is criminally underwritten, but the rest is a very charming Charles Band picture.
October 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The Dungeonmaster (1984)
Why pick one genre when you can choose them all? Ridiculous in its plotting but extremely bold in the amount of ideas packed into its short run time. Leslie Wing's role is criminally underwritten, but the rest is a very charming Charles Band picture.
Why pick one genre when you can choose them all? Ridiculous in its plotting but extremely bold in the amount of ideas packed into its short run time. Leslie Wing's role is criminally underwritten, but the rest is a very charming Charles Band picture.
got the new Marvel Legends Man-Wolf figure in the mail today and had to add him to my desk baddies
October 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
got the new Marvel Legends Man-Wolf figure in the mail today and had to add him to my desk baddies
Been there. Had to delete and change my identity.
September 30, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Been there. Had to delete and change my identity.
the highs and lows of high school football
September 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
the highs and lows of high school football
I watched two Italian bangers from Michele Soavi this week: The Church (1989) and The Sect (1991)
Linked by their depictions of satanic cults, both are incredibly creative in their depravity and gnarly effects work. Big rec for all you sickos.
Linked by their depictions of satanic cults, both are incredibly creative in their depravity and gnarly effects work. Big rec for all you sickos.
September 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I watched two Italian bangers from Michele Soavi this week: The Church (1989) and The Sect (1991)
Linked by their depictions of satanic cults, both are incredibly creative in their depravity and gnarly effects work. Big rec for all you sickos.
Linked by their depictions of satanic cults, both are incredibly creative in their depravity and gnarly effects work. Big rec for all you sickos.
listen, I don't have to explain myself
September 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
listen, I don't have to explain myself
Hard Boiled 4K release lets gooooo
September 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hard Boiled 4K release lets gooooo