Laura Lexx
@lauralexx.bsky.social
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Comedian, author of Klopp Actually and Pivot, always wants some distraction…
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It really and truly is. The next three weeks are really quite nerdy
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The next episode of The Comedy Bureau is out tomorrow… we’re starting a 3 part mini series with each one focusing on a different one of the big three comic theories.

Tomorrow is Incongruity.

You asked for more weeds. We’re delivering big weeds.
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I’m confident it’s made from the skin of Randall from Monsters Inc
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But did you watch it with people in the house?
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People out there gagging to watch Mean Girls but holding out until it’s the 00s again
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It’s a setting not a serving suggestion
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I hate when people are like “omg you watched a Christmas film in OCTOBER?!”

Yeah, and I also watched Titanic on dry land 🤷🏻‍♀️
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People over 7 get literally zero guidance on how much toothpaste to use and no one is talking about it.

We go from “hey you’re 6 use a pea size amount buddy” to “ah well you’re 7 now squirt the whole fucking tune into your mouth and then mash the brush around for all I care”

this needs to stop
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Episode 4 of The Comedy Bureau is out now btw… “Are Women Funny?” A really interesting episode where we chart the rise and fall and rise of women in comedy
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This is niche, but I’ve been playing a lot of a little game called Plate Up. Today we finally franchised on Turbo mode. Even if you don’t understand, you have to know it made me ridiculously happy for such a non event
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Dry bar, low bar. Whatever
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consistency is key in any industry
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I knew I’d be tempted so I thought “better scupper the ship”
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In a way I also turned down the Riyadh comedy festival by refusing to become successful enough that they would ask me and honestly I’m not getting enough credit for that
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Hello! My tour has been shifted to autumn next year to accommodate a big thing happening in Spring. I’m not completely sure of the dates yet but I would hold off for a minute until we’re absolutely sure when and where it’s going! Thank you so much. Will definitely be in Bristol.
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Just be careful if the corners are bashed up or there are little rips.
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Ugh I am so sorry that happened to you. I was meant to be meeting my husband out in Istanbul as he’s been away working and finished there. It’s so incredibly frustrating
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Oh that SUCKS. I don’t really get what they’re suggesting? To me, it’s more likely to be dodgy if it’s pristine isn’t it? I dunno. Everything is so clearly visible and fine on mine except very battered corners. But there’s just nothing you can do and now I’m on a megabus home
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Yeah :( I was very ready for a little break after the last few weeks of work slog but alas it’s not to be
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Do you know what was really annoying? The flight staff suggested booking a flight with a different airline who might be absolutely fine with my passport. Way to tell me you’re being ridiculously jobsworth and suggest I can just throw another couple of hundred pounds at a gamble
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Also devastated not to see Istanbul. Man I was excited to tick that off my must do list. What a waste of time and money and excitement.
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I was refused entry onto a plane today because my passport was too tatty. It’s so frustrating… all the info is fine, dandy and clear but the corners are bashed up so they wouldn’t let me fly. I hate being sad and feeling like it was my stupidity that did it