Missed opportunity for the adult market

If your bank is still using security questions, get a new bank

This is why I avoid children's parties. They're all walking plague incubators

As in "That's cool. I want to be a corrupt border control agent?" Or "That's wrong, I can do better!"

I ask because he clearly succeeded at one

This is the Internet. People are going to be stupid.

This is the guy

OMG he is in a Billy Idol tribute band

My money is on the latter. Someone has to remember to order that stuff

*Taken