Jordan Walker, Texas Ranger
@lauramarie.bsky.social
she/her
Fortysomething. Ex-Midwesterner. Current Marylander.
Sometimes I talk about serious things. Other times, it's baseball and the garbage reality shows I watch.
No, I won't join your MLM.
Fortysomething. Ex-Midwesterner. Current Marylander.
Sometimes I talk about serious things. Other times, it's baseball and the garbage reality shows I watch.
No, I won't join your MLM.
I think he actually grew up in Santa Monica, which, to my understanding of LA geography, isn't close to the Valley
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think he actually grew up in Santa Monica, which, to my understanding of LA geography, isn't close to the Valley
San Fernando or Silicon?
November 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
San Fernando or Silicon?
"Country Grammar". "Batter Up" seems like a song you play at the beginning of the game
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"Country Grammar". "Batter Up" seems like a song you play at the beginning of the game
Despite the Deadhead stickers, the Trump sticker and the Scentsy decal being on the same car makes sense.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Despite the Deadhead stickers, the Trump sticker and the Scentsy decal being on the same car makes sense.
I looked on their Wikipedia page, and "Da Butt" got all the way up to #35 on the Hot 100 and #1 on the R&B charts. That's gotta be higher than "Bustin' Loose" by Chuck Brown, I would think.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I looked on their Wikipedia page, and "Da Butt" got all the way up to #35 on the Hot 100 and #1 on the R&B charts. That's gotta be higher than "Bustin' Loose" by Chuck Brown, I would think.
I've come around on Elmo since I started watching Sesame Street with my son. Still prefer Grover though
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I've come around on Elmo since I started watching Sesame Street with my son. Still prefer Grover though
I completely forgot about Dana Loesch, to the point where I've completely forgotten what she's known for
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I completely forgot about Dana Loesch, to the point where I've completely forgotten what she's known for
I'm surprised he hasn't sold Trump caskets yet
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'm surprised he hasn't sold Trump caskets yet
Is there a DC area office?
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Is there a DC area office?
Wait until they learn what "Eat Me Alive" is about
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Wait until they learn what "Eat Me Alive" is about