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Laura 💕💜💙
@lauraoaura.bsky.social
· Dec 2
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If my spouse keeps skeeting things then I will have eaten all the salsa verde… mwahaha
December 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If my spouse keeps skeeting things then I will have eaten all the salsa verde… mwahaha
Got to see All of my nephews on video call yesterday in the afternoon # blessed
December 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Got to see All of my nephews on video call yesterday in the afternoon # blessed
this time the socialists were out tabling
I went to the farmers market in commiefornia and all I got was delicious oranges and seeing the communist recruiting table
December 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
this time the socialists were out tabling
One thing about neither of us changing our last names when we got married is the woman who convinced us to get grocery store wine on sale after doing a tasting is that based on our IDs we were assumed to be “good friends”
December 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
One thing about neither of us changing our last names when we got married is the woman who convinced us to get grocery store wine on sale after doing a tasting is that based on our IDs we were assumed to be “good friends”
Trying to convince my sister to take the nephew to zoo lights and take pictures because I know they will be adorable
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Trying to convince my sister to take the nephew to zoo lights and take pictures because I know they will be adorable
Got reports today that my youngest nephew took some of his first steps on his own today. In other news, I talked to one of my other nephews today and he was calling me Auntie Lolo and said ‘luh boo’ (love you) a few times
December 15, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Got reports today that my youngest nephew took some of his first steps on his own today. In other news, I talked to one of my other nephews today and he was calling me Auntie Lolo and said ‘luh boo’ (love you) a few times
Shout out to The Spouse for making me Swedish pancakes after I started yearning for and asked for them 🥰
December 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Shout out to The Spouse for making me Swedish pancakes after I started yearning for and asked for them 🥰
Send help y’all, I cannot remember the last day I saw the sun
move to sunny california! it gets triple digits in the summer and is nice and dry!
(we’re not gonna tell them there’s a unique type of fog that blankets the entire valley for weeks on end and keeps the temps at 49° humid)
(we’re not gonna tell them there’s a unique type of fog that blankets the entire valley for weeks on end and keeps the temps at 49° humid)
December 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Send help y’all, I cannot remember the last day I saw the sun
All I want for Christmas is for all of the Sacramento buses to run on at least 15 minute frequencies
December 4, 2025 at 6:49 PM
All I want for Christmas is for all of the Sacramento buses to run on at least 15 minute frequencies
Why would I ask AI when I can ask another human and then send a text saying ‘never mind I figured it out’ before they respond to me?
December 3, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Why would I ask AI when I can ask another human and then send a text saying ‘never mind I figured it out’ before they respond to me?
The way in which only part of my listening habits of the last 2 and a half months are captured in my account’s year end recaps bc of my spouse DJing for us
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The way in which only part of my listening habits of the last 2 and a half months are captured in my account’s year end recaps bc of my spouse DJing for us
I have received not one, not two, but three (3) separate ads for therapy in CA after picking up my antidepressants at the pharmacy today
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I have received not one, not two, but three (3) separate ads for therapy in CA after picking up my antidepressants at the pharmacy today
nephew called me, asked us to sing a song to him. we did what he requested and then he hung up on us. the mind of a toddler is fascinating
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
nephew called me, asked us to sing a song to him. we did what he requested and then he hung up on us. the mind of a toddler is fascinating
ok fine u got me. why am i so cold INSIDE at 40 degrees in California even w/ heat on and in blankets. I thought I was built different (midwestern)
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
ok fine u got me. why am i so cold INSIDE at 40 degrees in California even w/ heat on and in blankets. I thought I was built different (midwestern)
why do amtrak and bart have holiday sweaters rn in my time of having little money smh
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
why do amtrak and bart have holiday sweaters rn in my time of having little money smh
I went to the farmers market in commiefornia and all I got was delicious oranges and seeing the communist recruiting table
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I went to the farmers market in commiefornia and all I got was delicious oranges and seeing the communist recruiting table
one of my nephews now points at me and says ‘Auntie Lolo’ and I am the only one in the string of pictures he identifies, so I think I can excuse him for all the times he’s called me grandma or grandpa
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
one of my nephews now points at me and says ‘Auntie Lolo’ and I am the only one in the string of pictures he identifies, so I think I can excuse him for all the times he’s called me grandma or grandpa
at the stage in life where insta is giving me ads abt participating in a community workshop abt transit in my area
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 AM
at the stage in life where insta is giving me ads abt participating in a community workshop abt transit in my area
according to content fed to me on TikTok, quarter zip sweaters are the new thing my fellow Gen z ppl are wearing. I thrifted one 2 years ago that I wear often, whereas I’d never heard what the younger Gen z are apparently moving away from (Nike techs)
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
according to content fed to me on TikTok, quarter zip sweaters are the new thing my fellow Gen z ppl are wearing. I thrifted one 2 years ago that I wear often, whereas I’d never heard what the younger Gen z are apparently moving away from (Nike techs)
I Lived It: Bay Area Driver Rear Ended Me (yesterday, we are ok, car bumper is more damaged now but we got home safe last night)
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I Lived It: Bay Area Driver Rear Ended Me (yesterday, we are ok, car bumper is more damaged now but we got home safe last night)
Reposted by Laura 💕💜💙
curling up with the wife and watching a pbs documentary >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
curling up with the wife and watching a pbs documentary >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything else
the tension btwn me and making the decision whether or not to become more like my father when I see empty cans on the street and have to Decide whether or not I want to pick it up and carry it with me to make 10 cents due to the CA CRV policy
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the tension btwn me and making the decision whether or not to become more like my father when I see empty cans on the street and have to Decide whether or not I want to pick it up and carry it with me to make 10 cents due to the CA CRV policy
two trans ppl trying to figure out what the hell is up with quarters @astruckpersonn.bsky.social @asbestos.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 AM
two trans ppl trying to figure out what the hell is up with quarters @astruckpersonn.bsky.social @asbestos.bsky.social
Reposted by Laura 💕💜💙
“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
“When I win, I will immediately bring prices down, starting on Day One"
saw a version of the make and model of my car out in the wild today if she did not know suffering (Midwest winter related)
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
saw a version of the make and model of my car out in the wild today if she did not know suffering (Midwest winter related)