FullyLoadedNachos 💦🥩
@laurask.bsky.social
Carbon-based life form
I forgot about this and I love it and it is reminding me of the guy who live tweeted I think it was crickets? that he had ordered. And he opened the box and a shit ton of them got loose in his house all over the place and his wife was not happy, does anyone remember that or have a link?
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I forgot about this and I love it and it is reminding me of the guy who live tweeted I think it was crickets? that he had ordered. And he opened the box and a shit ton of them got loose in his house all over the place and his wife was not happy, does anyone remember that or have a link?
I think the shiny one makes you look like moo deng
January 1, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I think the shiny one makes you look like moo deng
We can get Vernors at a few stores all the way out here in Oregon! And there used to be a weird little store with FAYGO!!
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We can get Vernors at a few stores all the way out here in Oregon! And there used to be a weird little store with FAYGO!!
You probably won’t even get your entrée until 8:30. Better order something soft like mashed potatoes to cushion your face in case you nod off. Good luck to you.
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
You probably won’t even get your entrée until 8:30. Better order something soft like mashed potatoes to cushion your face in case you nod off. Good luck to you.
I love this song so much. Thanks for distracting me from this idiotic internet riddle.
December 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I love this song so much. Thanks for distracting me from this idiotic internet riddle.
absolutely fucked
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 PM
absolutely fucked
Almost as horrifying as Howie Makem, the General Motors assembly line Quality Cat mascot
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Almost as horrifying as Howie Makem, the General Motors assembly line Quality Cat mascot
an alternate universe where Bert uses Walter White’s bathroom, picks up Leaves of Grass and discovers Walt is Heisenberg
bert from sesame street is reading a book while sesame street is sitting on a couch .
Alt: bert from sesame street is reading a book while sesame street is sitting on a couch .
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November 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
an alternate universe where Bert uses Walter White’s bathroom, picks up Leaves of Grass and discovers Walt is Heisenberg
You mean Vincent Price, the guy who was in the Alice Cooper song “Black Widow”?
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
You mean Vincent Price, the guy who was in the Alice Cooper song “Black Widow”?
These were bigger than regular TicTac’s and round and they also came in the orange flavor and they were awesome.
October 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
These were bigger than regular TicTac’s and round and they also came in the orange flavor and they were awesome.
these fucking people
October 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
these fucking people
similar to corn flakes
October 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
similar to corn flakes
Thanks for sharing. I’ve been following you forever and was so glad to find you here after the other site. It sounds silly but your hilarious posts have enriched my life so thank you for that. Keeping my fingers crossed for you for good news from your scans and MRI.
October 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Thanks for sharing. I’ve been following you forever and was so glad to find you here after the other site. It sounds silly but your hilarious posts have enriched my life so thank you for that. Keeping my fingers crossed for you for good news from your scans and MRI.
They could floss for you too
October 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
They could floss for you too
I’m embarrassed to admit I am a little bit disappointed
October 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I’m embarrassed to admit I am a little bit disappointed
I use rebar in a Pringles can
October 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I use rebar in a Pringles can
I forgot about the Helen Bernhard bakery, I gotta go get some baked goods
October 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I forgot about the Helen Bernhard bakery, I gotta go get some baked goods