@laurbz.bsky.social
My sister is kind of an icon - anytime I say please do this for me I will get it - today is talk to your sister like you’re talking to a cat day and we both sound UNHINGED. Other favourites is the sim creep
December 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
My sister is kind of an icon - anytime I say please do this for me I will get it - today is talk to your sister like you’re talking to a cat day and we both sound UNHINGED. Other favourites is the sim creep
Hi @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social why is it 01.55 and my brain is just a litany of Augustus waters?! ITS BEEN YEARSA. But also thank you
March 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Hi @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social why is it 01.55 and my brain is just a litany of Augustus waters?! ITS BEEN YEARSA. But also thank you
Ohhh my blob
Please don’t cry
I’ll wash my blobby hands and we’ll start a new life
Blobby
Please don’t cry
I’ll wash my blobby hands and we’ll start a new life
Blobby
March 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Ohhh my blob
Please don’t cry
I’ll wash my blobby hands and we’ll start a new life
Blobby
Please don’t cry
I’ll wash my blobby hands and we’ll start a new life
Blobby
Hello just me throwing this out there to the internet but I’m so fucking bored of the feud between Blake lively and Justin baldoni who cares
January 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Hello just me throwing this out there to the internet but I’m so fucking bored of the feud between Blake lively and Justin baldoni who cares
Hello I’m a bit obsessed with prof Noel Fitzpatrick and all my tenants have met him and anyway i want this to happen but apparently id just get stabilisers bc i am UNSTABLE. But also mentally unstable too.
January 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hello I’m a bit obsessed with prof Noel Fitzpatrick and all my tenants have met him and anyway i want this to happen but apparently id just get stabilisers bc i am UNSTABLE. But also mentally unstable too.
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Ok but have you ever actually looked at your thumb from your phone screen light? Why are they so wrinkly? Is it just me? I need answers guys
January 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Ok but have you ever actually looked at your thumb from your phone screen light? Why are they so wrinkly? Is it just me? I need answers guys
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
IIVE JUST FINISHED WATCHING SQUID GAME AND I AM F U M I N G.
IIVE JUST FINISHED WATCHING SQUID GAME AND I AM F U M I N G.
January 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
IIVE JUST FINISHED WATCHING SQUID GAME AND I AM F U M I N G.
IIVE JUST FINISHED WATCHING SQUID GAME AND I AM F U M I N G.
Biscoff spread is honestly a delight - happily eating it with a spoon from the jar like an absolute Neanderthal and I have ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REGRETS
January 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Biscoff spread is honestly a delight - happily eating it with a spoon from the jar like an absolute Neanderthal and I have ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REGRETS
My husband has been on a night shift and has immediately come home and started to make beef wellington. I’m so blessed my heart might explode 🥺😭
January 4, 2025 at 10:29 AM
My husband has been on a night shift and has immediately come home and started to make beef wellington. I’m so blessed my heart might explode 🥺😭
I have the mickey and Minnie’s runaway railway song in my head and I’ve not been to disney for 2 years.. or listened to it but nothing can stop us nowww I’ll tell you how we’re gunna make things happen
January 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I have the mickey and Minnie’s runaway railway song in my head and I’ve not been to disney for 2 years.. or listened to it but nothing can stop us nowww I’ll tell you how we’re gunna make things happen
Hahaha nearly 33 and only just realised that the family in Mary poppins are the banks’ and GEORGE BANKS WORKS AT A BANK AND KEEPS SINGING ABOUT THE ENGLISH FUCKING BANK
January 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hahaha nearly 33 and only just realised that the family in Mary poppins are the banks’ and GEORGE BANKS WORKS AT A BANK AND KEEPS SINGING ABOUT THE ENGLISH FUCKING BANK
My favourite thing about Jack is that he watches cat grooming videos on YouTube and sometimes I just hear cats meowing from the bedroom..
December 30, 2024 at 5:22 PM
My favourite thing about Jack is that he watches cat grooming videos on YouTube and sometimes I just hear cats meowing from the bedroom..
My fave thing about bluesky is that it opens links already IN A NEW WINDOW YOU CAN COME BACK TO LATER and not in a stupid app based window. Thanks!
December 30, 2024 at 11:33 AM
My fave thing about bluesky is that it opens links already IN A NEW WINDOW YOU CAN COME BACK TO LATER and not in a stupid app based window. Thanks!
My husband woke me up this morning “I’d say I’m serving cunt.. but I don’t have one” who is that funny at 10am?
December 28, 2024 at 2:48 PM
My husband woke me up this morning “I’d say I’m serving cunt.. but I don’t have one” who is that funny at 10am?
Just found out my husband checks on me when I’ve not made snoring noises for a little while and if that isn’t wholesome 🥺
December 8, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Just found out my husband checks on me when I’ve not made snoring noises for a little while and if that isn’t wholesome 🥺