Lauren Penny
@lauren-penny.bsky.social
Needs a nap. Addicted to casein. Wish I was dumb enough to join a cult...they look so happy.
I thought my birthday was just going to be meh, but Andrew Tate AND Jake Paul got the shit kicked out of them...my 45th year is starting on a higher note than I expected.
December 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I thought my birthday was just going to be meh, but Andrew Tate AND Jake Paul got the shit kicked out of them...my 45th year is starting on a higher note than I expected.
How has Scott MacFarlane not been sidelined at CBS yet? Is his amazing voice and commanding hairline hypnotizing Bari into ignoring his excellent and fully sourced reporting?
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
How has Scott MacFarlane not been sidelined at CBS yet? Is his amazing voice and commanding hairline hypnotizing Bari into ignoring his excellent and fully sourced reporting?
Reposted by Lauren Penny
Karoline Leavitt lies about everything including her identity because I know that bitch is really Jonbenet Ramsey.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Karoline Leavitt lies about everything including her identity because I know that bitch is really Jonbenet Ramsey.
Oh lord. All I can think about right now is the weird horrorshow political party that will come out of the GOPs multiple schisms, and how, because we're in the dumbest timeline, it will coalesce around MTG and she'll be the 1st Madam Prez. I need more sleep.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Oh lord. All I can think about right now is the weird horrorshow political party that will come out of the GOPs multiple schisms, and how, because we're in the dumbest timeline, it will coalesce around MTG and she'll be the 1st Madam Prez. I need more sleep.
Just a reminder, guys, if Andi had picked Duckie, she'd have ended up living in the same town, same neighborhood, watching her dad kill himself with the booze, working double shifts because that insecure shit would get her pregnant fast. Pretty in pink, indeed.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just a reminder, guys, if Andi had picked Duckie, she'd have ended up living in the same town, same neighborhood, watching her dad kill himself with the booze, working double shifts because that insecure shit would get her pregnant fast. Pretty in pink, indeed.
With coffee prices rising quick and MAGA culties saying anything to exonerate Dear Leader of responsibility, they may actually acknowledge climate change, citing the many studies showing how vulnerable coffee growing areas are...and I will inappropriately snort laugh and die a little more inside.
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
With coffee prices rising quick and MAGA culties saying anything to exonerate Dear Leader of responsibility, they may actually acknowledge climate change, citing the many studies showing how vulnerable coffee growing areas are...and I will inappropriately snort laugh and die a little more inside.
Currently cleansing my palate with videos of sovereign citizens turning traffic stops into felonies by spouting their weird magic phrases and the extreme surprise when it doesn't work.
October 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Currently cleansing my palate with videos of sovereign citizens turning traffic stops into felonies by spouting their weird magic phrases and the extreme surprise when it doesn't work.
Madison and Monroe COMPLETELY REBUILT the White House! Y'all freaking out about a ballroom need a history lesson!
October 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Madison and Monroe COMPLETELY REBUILT the White House! Y'all freaking out about a ballroom need a history lesson!
Am I wrong in thinking that while it's customary for the Speaker to swear in new members of the House, it's a task that a federal judge could accomplish with equal effect? Is there a concrete reason for this our just our Dem leaders not realizing custom was blown up years ago by the GOP...yet again.
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Am I wrong in thinking that while it's customary for the Speaker to swear in new members of the House, it's a task that a federal judge could accomplish with equal effect? Is there a concrete reason for this our just our Dem leaders not realizing custom was blown up years ago by the GOP...yet again.
Make Argentina Great Again, I guess...
October 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Make Argentina Great Again, I guess...
Does anyone else think it's tragically hilarious that all those 20 to 30 year old "Young" Repubs are spewing rape, murder, racism vitriol while looking like soft boiled egg Wall-E people?
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Does anyone else think it's tragically hilarious that all those 20 to 30 year old "Young" Repubs are spewing rape, murder, racism vitriol while looking like soft boiled egg Wall-E people?
You say tomato, I say potato...
Scientists have solved the puzzling origin story of the modern spud: “We revealed that tomato is the mother of potato.”
Potato, Meet Tomato: How the Modern Spud Was Born
A potato-like plant interbred with ancient tomatoes. Without this evolutionary event, the tuber we know wouldn’t exist.
on.wsj.com
October 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You say tomato, I say potato...
Whipping up blame, hate, and violence towards the left with sloppy shootings and sloppier evidence and trying to use the elevator/teleprompter self fiasco as justification to leave the UN is so fucking stupid. But as dumb as it is, MAGA is dumber.
September 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Whipping up blame, hate, and violence towards the left with sloppy shootings and sloppier evidence and trying to use the elevator/teleprompter self fiasco as justification to leave the UN is so fucking stupid. But as dumb as it is, MAGA is dumber.
We need to speak more about the cognitive decline that accompanies heart failure...it feels important right about yesterday.
September 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
We need to speak more about the cognitive decline that accompanies heart failure...it feels important right about yesterday.
So, disaffected, perpetually online, pasty white boys are taking their trolling into the outside, in an effed up rifle weilding LARP? Yeah, this timeline keeps getting worse.
September 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
So, disaffected, perpetually online, pasty white boys are taking their trolling into the outside, in an effed up rifle weilding LARP? Yeah, this timeline keeps getting worse.
Because you wouldn't get the joy of disappearing them?
Vance: "Look, just because we don't support illegal aliens, we don't want them to be executed by violent assassins engaged in political violence."
September 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Because you wouldn't get the joy of disappearing them?
You want to protect women? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
Vance: "If you're a man and you see the pleading eyes of a girl looking up for protection, then we have to protect our girls and our women in this country."
September 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You want to protect women? RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
A far leftie would never pass up the opportunity to say "fuck". That "ANTI-ICE" bullet graffiti is bullshit.
September 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
A far leftie would never pass up the opportunity to say "fuck". That "ANTI-ICE" bullet graffiti is bullshit.
It is recommended that congenital heart failure patients manage or avoid frequent, intense anger...is Jimmy Kimmel about to cause something funnier than he or his writers could ever come up with?
September 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
It is recommended that congenital heart failure patients manage or avoid frequent, intense anger...is Jimmy Kimmel about to cause something funnier than he or his writers could ever come up with?
As a former culty Baptist, I'm going to avoid smoking any good weed today...if I get too high and feel floaty, I may have a panic attack...
September 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
As a former culty Baptist, I'm going to avoid smoking any good weed today...if I get too high and feel floaty, I may have a panic attack...
Until Chief Justice Roberts, the county I live in was named for the most corrupt and unjust Justice, Roger Taney. The name's not being changed, the ranking has just gone down a bit...
September 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Until Chief Justice Roberts, the county I live in was named for the most corrupt and unjust Justice, Roger Taney. The name's not being changed, the ranking has just gone down a bit...
I'm a pretty good person, but I'd be pretty shocked if I was sucked up to God on Tuesday...plus, I'd kind of like to stick around just see how confused Mike Johnson would be to still be here😂
September 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I'm a pretty good person, but I'd be pretty shocked if I was sucked up to God on Tuesday...plus, I'd kind of like to stick around just see how confused Mike Johnson would be to still be here😂
Reposted by Lauren Penny
We should honor Charlie Kirk's wish and release the Epstein Files to honor his legacy.
September 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
We should honor Charlie Kirk's wish and release the Epstein Files to honor his legacy.
Reposted by Lauren Penny
Earlier this year, ProPublica found that the sepsis rate in second-trimester pregnancy loss hospitalizations increased by more than 50% under Texas’ abortion ban.
Here’s how we did our analysis.
(Published Feb. 2025)
Here’s how we did our analysis.
(Published Feb. 2025)
Texas Won’t Study How Its Abortion Ban Impacts Women, So We Did
Since Texas banned abortion, no one has studied the statewide effects on pregnant women experiencing complications. Here’s how we sifted through data on millions of pregnancy hospitalizations and anal...
www.propublica.org
September 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Earlier this year, ProPublica found that the sepsis rate in second-trimester pregnancy loss hospitalizations increased by more than 50% under Texas’ abortion ban.
Here’s how we did our analysis.
(Published Feb. 2025)
Here’s how we did our analysis.
(Published Feb. 2025)
The dude who wrote the song "Jesus Take the Wheel " died in a small airplane crash yesterday because Jesus only knows how to drive an Ox cart.
September 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The dude who wrote the song "Jesus Take the Wheel " died in a small airplane crash yesterday because Jesus only knows how to drive an Ox cart.