I like my men like Smashmouth likes their years— they just start coming and they don’t stop coming.
September 3, 2023 at 1:29 AM
I like my men like Smashmouth likes their years— they just start coming and they don’t stop coming.
Was invited to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show, asked for the weekend to think about it
August 18, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Was invited to perform at the Super Bowl halftime show, asked for the weekend to think about it
“dead” means no longer living and “ded” means you laughed a lot, okay?
July 5, 2023 at 7:17 PM
“dead” means no longer living and “ded” means you laughed a lot, okay?
Guess I’m gonna have to fuck church so church and state break up
July 1, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Guess I’m gonna have to fuck church so church and state break up
FYC: my boyfriend couldn’t stop watching The Bear while having sex with me.
June 30, 2023 at 3:59 PM
FYC: my boyfriend couldn’t stop watching The Bear while having sex with me.
RIP Cormac McCarthy. You wrote good books. Will continue to call my heaviest flow day Blood Meridian.
June 13, 2023 at 8:33 PM
RIP Cormac McCarthy. You wrote good books. Will continue to call my heaviest flow day Blood Meridian.
Feels a weeee bit intense for a login verification question, no?
June 12, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Feels a weeee bit intense for a login verification question, no?
Not sure this person gets it
June 12, 2023 at 3:17 AM
Not sure this person gets it
OK I’ll just say it: I’m ready for a new celebrity sex scandal.
June 11, 2023 at 9:01 PM
OK I’ll just say it: I’m ready for a new celebrity sex scandal.
A friend just told me she had to explain what Ozempic was to her female therapist and I’ve never been more jealous of anyone in my life.
June 11, 2023 at 5:24 PM
A friend just told me she had to explain what Ozempic was to her female therapist and I’ve never been more jealous of anyone in my life.