sillygoose
@laurendavidson.bsky.social
washington, dc
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The devil works hard, but the FTC worked harder in a historic win for consumer protection.
www.axios.com/2025/09/25/a...
www.axios.com/2025/09/25/a...
Amazon reaches $2.5 billion settlement over FTC's Prime lawsuit
The settlement includes refunds to customers and changes to how Amazon signs up users for Prime subscriptions.
www.axios.com
September 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The devil works hard, but the FTC worked harder in a historic win for consumer protection.
www.axios.com/2025/09/25/a...
www.axios.com/2025/09/25/a...
Variety reports that Jacob Elordi will be playing Javier Milei's in the upcoming biopic Chainsaw of Destiny.
September 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Variety reports that Jacob Elordi will be playing Javier Milei's in the upcoming biopic Chainsaw of Destiny.
Travis Kelce recently said something that really shocked me…
September 3, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Travis Kelce recently said something that really shocked me…
pitch for a tv show: it’s just like the Pitt, except the entire season is three hours in line at the Passport Center
July 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
pitch for a tv show: it’s just like the Pitt, except the entire season is three hours in line at the Passport Center
2025 Halloween couples costume of the year just dropped
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
July 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
2025 Halloween couples costume of the year just dropped
Did I disappear for two months studying for the bar or was I just a love island bombshell trapped in a hotel room 🤷♀️
July 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Did I disappear for two months studying for the bar or was I just a love island bombshell trapped in a hotel room 🤷♀️
Turns out a rooftop potluck does fix all of your problems
July 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Turns out a rooftop potluck does fix all of your problems
waking up early to google what a zoot suit is 🤔
Zendaya poses on the #MetGala carpet in a white suit and hat. bit.ly/44v2mit
May 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
waking up early to google what a zoot suit is 🤔
Turns out, “it’s complicated” applies to antitrust law too
The FTC on Monday accused Meta of creating a monopoly that bought start-ups that stood in its way, kicking off a landmark antitrust trial that could dismantle a social media empire that has transformed how the world connects.
Meta’s Antitrust Trial Begins as FTC Argues Company Built Social Media Monopoly
The tech giant went to court on Monday in an antitrust trial focused on its acquisitions of Instagram and WhatsApp. The case could reshape its business.
www.nytimes.com
April 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Turns out, “it’s complicated” applies to antitrust law too
Contender for word of the year? Capitulate.
April 14, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Contender for word of the year? Capitulate.
Need to blow off some steam, going to go lowball people on facebook marketplace.
April 8, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Need to blow off some steam, going to go lowball people on facebook marketplace.
Kim doesn’t know the pain of taking 7.5 hours to apply for the bar and that’s why she glows
March 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Kim doesn’t know the pain of taking 7.5 hours to apply for the bar and that’s why she glows
duolingo in spirit, but instead it’s my email inbox that won’t shut off and the cheeky owl is replaced with demonic bigbird
February 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
duolingo in spirit, but instead it’s my email inbox that won’t shut off and the cheeky owl is replaced with demonic bigbird
The great American compromise is that the conservatives get the Super Bowl commercials but the liberals get the halftime show.
February 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The great American compromise is that the conservatives get the Super Bowl commercials but the liberals get the halftime show.
in the gardening center listening to post bangerz era miley cyrus
February 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
in the gardening center listening to post bangerz era miley cyrus