He’s getting smarter every 15 minutes at this point

[baby sees the dishwasher is open, speed-crawls at full tilt for it]
Me: uh oh!
Baby: uh uhhhh!

It’s so cool watching him start to really grasp language in the last month. This is the only sign he does back so far, but he certainly recognizes a few signs and words now.

It’s bad down there, we’re sorry. The state legislature decided funding septa was socialism.

It’s SO much labor to look like that, yes. And it’s so expensive.

Me: “can you clap?” [does not demo]
Baby: [claps]
Me: “what the FUCK, when did you learn all these words??”

I'm trying to think of the content creators instagram wants to hand me now that I have a baby, for example, and it's like 24-27yo stay at home moms with a shit-ton of botox and there's no way I am getting into the fray with that

Let me get on the phone again and DESCRIBE the qualities of the rash to you in words, lol