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LaurenJean
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Hey Alexa, play it’s the end of the world 💙💙💙
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On Juneteenth, we celebrate freedom and recommit ourselves to the work that remains undone. We remember that even in the darkest hours, there is cause to hope for tomorrow’s light.
June 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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“We’re looking for Osama bin Laden, so I can issue him a pardon. He was treated very unfairly.”
May 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
When will it stop
May 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Walz: When did government get to tell you how many dolls your child has? Government just big enough to fit in your bedroom, your womb, and apparently now in your toy chest.
May 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Store shelves, May 2, 2025
May 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.
April 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Basically how I feel.
April 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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The @financialtimes.com is not mincing words

"America’s astonishing act of self-harm"
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April 4, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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There are no tariffs being put on Russia. Hmmm
April 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Kelly: When I was flying in combat over Iraq during the first Gulf War, I didn’t expect that there was a 10-year-old kid sitting in South Africa who would one day become the richest guy in the world and call me a traitor for doing my job. Now, he kind of acts like a 12-year-old kid
March 12, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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CALIFORNIA WATER UPDATE: The Army Corps knew the water wouldn’t reach LA—but they followed Trump’s orders and dumped it anyway.

He wasted billions of gallons for a photo op. Hope farmers don’t ask where their precious water went when they need it this summer—the clown they voted for sabotaged them.
March 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
March 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
She should of ripped up a picture of Trump..
February 17, 2025 at 2:24 AM
On my way!
As governor of Illinois, I’ve made it my mission to make our state the best to call home including for our LGBTQ+ community.

No matter who you are or who you love, everyone deserves dignity and equality.

Hate has no home here.
February 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
February 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM