Oh so when Jesus sleeps for 3 days he’s ‘the son of god’ but when I do it I’m ‘depressed’ and ‘need to seek help’

I’ve seen hundreds of posts about the half time show and still have no clue who won the actual Super Bowl I love pop culture

Peak millennial rural Ireland experience is my cousins’ cousin liking me on Hinge just there now

Me: I watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice for the plot
The plot:

There are no cats on Mars because Curiosity killed them all

The original illegal transgender alien