*has two sips of coffee* *shits pants*
September 17, 2023 at 3:25 PM
*has two sips of coffee* *shits pants*
What kind of marsupial are you?
July 28, 2023 at 4:07 AM
What kind of marsupial are you?
Nice ride. Would be a shame is someone shit their pants in here 👉🏼👈🏼
July 24, 2023 at 2:55 PM
Nice ride. Would be a shame is someone shit their pants in here 👉🏼👈🏼
Registered flex offender
July 17, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Registered flex offender
Hey quick question. Is anyone mad at me?
June 26, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Hey quick question. Is anyone mad at me?
Oh he gave you a LV? Mine gave me BV.
June 24, 2023 at 8:32 PM
Oh he gave you a LV? Mine gave me BV.
Let me slip into something more comfortable 😏
*disimpacts 7 crystals from my ass*
*disimpacts 7 crystals from my ass*
June 24, 2023 at 3:36 PM
Let me slip into something more comfortable 😏
*disimpacts 7 crystals from my ass*
*disimpacts 7 crystals from my ass*
One time I ordered pregnancy tests on Amazon and got them gift wrapped for myself. Romanticize your lives ladies. 🥰
June 23, 2023 at 3:22 PM
One time I ordered pregnancy tests on Amazon and got them gift wrapped for myself. Romanticize your lives ladies. 🥰
Don't let a man without a job fuck up your ph.
June 22, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Don't let a man without a job fuck up your ph.
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I ... think maybe I just should've stayed in my cage.
June 20, 2023 at 9:04 PM
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I ... think maybe I just should've stayed in my cage.
Don't forget to wish your exes a Happy Father's Day today.  Stay toxic. 🥰 
June 18, 2023 at 8:42 PM
Don't forget to wish your exes a Happy Father's Day today.  Stay toxic. 🥰 
Felt cute, might go to the Bermuda Triangle and disappear.
June 17, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Felt cute, might go to the Bermuda Triangle and disappear.
The swifties smell like cotton blossom.
June 16, 2023 at 7:27 PM
The swifties smell like cotton blossom.
That lil sucky straw at the dentist >>>
June 15, 2023 at 7:56 PM
That lil sucky straw at the dentist >>>
It's hard out here for a pimp 😕
June 15, 2023 at 7:33 PM
It's hard out here for a pimp 😕
A little fun fact about me is that I'm actually really annoying
June 14, 2023 at 8:48 PM
A little fun fact about me is that I'm actually really annoying
Me looking for a sign from the universe:
The universe:
The universe:
June 14, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Me looking for a sign from the universe:
The universe:
The universe:
Where can I get one of those wfh jobs where I make like $700k?
June 14, 2023 at 2:39 PM
Where can I get one of those wfh jobs where I make like $700k?
Why are the squirrels so big?
June 12, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Why are the squirrels so big?
Who do I gotta suck for a vegan McGriddle?
June 10, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Who do I gotta suck for a vegan McGriddle?
I had an ~intimate~ dream about Shrek last night
June 3, 2023 at 5:08 PM
I had an ~intimate~ dream about Shrek last night