I’m trying to figure out the mechanics of how the 50,000 paid agitators in Minnesota got paid. Cash? Check? Wire transfer? Will the agitators report and pay taxes on the payments? Is the IRS getting the social security numbers of all 50,000 so they can conduct proper audits? I certainly hope so.

What a terrible day to know how to read

YOU GUYS

WHOMST DID THIS??????

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Enough

While Elon takes over the country the president is creating a private club growing larger with each pardon. Elon won’t be admitted in the clubhouse. It’ll say “CRIMANILS ONLY. NO GURLS OR FORINERS ALOWED!”

And then they came for my Social Security….

Rain

The “news cycle” is irrelevant.

Darkness and coldness.

Syria and South Korea kinda interesting these days. Not as interesting as that black squirrel in my yard but interesting enough.

The cockroaches will be OK.

We have, as a species, forgotten ourselves. When you try to game evolution I don’t see how you can survive long. But I could be wrong.

We simply have to live through this. The alternative would have been ugly and violent. We will survive the next four years even though humanity may not survive the next 200. We teach our children about the earth. That’s what we do.

All I want for Christmas is for all air blowers to evaporate into thin air. Preferably mid-blow.

Don’t forget to feed the birds.

Squanto watches over us and wishes us health, happiness and wisdom. Especially wisdom.

I’m thankful I wasn't raised in captivity, eating my cagemates' feces and hormone-injected gruel, then murdered, decapitated, packaged, cooked, and eaten by a bunch of fat, boring, burping, farting humans sitting around watching some big oafs crash around in the rain giving each other concussions.