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You know who else was a left wing civil rights lawyer?
January 31, 2026 at 1:37 AM
You know who else was a left wing civil rights lawyer?
XR panic rehash aside it's hilarious how terrified The Telegraph are of women with custard
January 28, 2026 at 7:08 PM
XR panic rehash aside it's hilarious how terrified The Telegraph are of women with custard
Also lol someone should've told them that Prosper UK was already the name of a right-wing party run by UKIP's Alan Sked.
January 28, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Also lol someone should've told them that Prosper UK was already the name of a right-wing party run by UKIP's Alan Sked.
So apparently there's a new Tory club calling itself Prosper UK, which advocates for Tories to go back to being liberal centrist Tories. Had a quick look at their website and their team are all basically from the Theresa May wing of the Tories, and all of them bar Street had served in the May govt.
January 28, 2026 at 11:03 AM
So apparently there's a new Tory club calling itself Prosper UK, which advocates for Tories to go back to being liberal centrist Tories. Had a quick look at their website and their team are all basically from the Theresa May wing of the Tories, and all of them bar Street had served in the May govt.
This one goes out to all the libertarians who voted Trump:
January 27, 2026 at 10:29 PM
This one goes out to all the libertarians who voted Trump:
Is that the same Louise Perry who wrote an article demanding that people stop bringing up Jeffrey Epstein during Trump's first term?
January 26, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Is that the same Louise Perry who wrote an article demanding that people stop bringing up Jeffrey Epstein during Trump's first term?
I think we might have stumbled upon the actual reason Perry has a job at the New York Times. Turns out she wrote an article begging people not to talk about that pedophile a bunch of the people at NYT liked hanging out with. As long as Perry's writing for NYT now, let's not let her forget that.
January 26, 2026 at 11:01 PM
I think we might have stumbled upon the actual reason Perry has a job at the New York Times. Turns out she wrote an article begging people not to talk about that pedophile a bunch of the people at NYT liked hanging out with. As long as Perry's writing for NYT now, let's not let her forget that.
Oh wait the author is Louise Perry, that fascist wingnut who disguised herself as a feminist for a few years. For those who are only just now discovering her through NYT, here's a selection of her worst takes from UnHerd:
January 26, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Oh wait the author is Louise Perry, that fascist wingnut who disguised herself as a feminist for a few years. For those who are only just now discovering her through NYT, here's a selection of her worst takes from UnHerd:
You can tell that Greening is a true Tory because she can't ever bring herself to criticise the far-right without comparing them to an irrelevant but supposedly equally batshit element of the left. I get that Corbyn and Momentum live rent free in Tory heads, but the rest of us have moved on.
January 26, 2026 at 9:35 PM
You can tell that Greening is a true Tory because she can't ever bring herself to criticise the far-right without comparing them to an irrelevant but supposedly equally batshit element of the left. I get that Corbyn and Momentum live rent free in Tory heads, but the rest of us have moved on.
I need to play more of these tbh
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 AM
I need to play more of these tbh
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
January 22, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
I know it's on brand for centrists to be madder at the left than at the far-right but wow this is genuinely unhinged. I think Starmer might actually be losing his mind.
January 21, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I know it's on brand for centrists to be madder at the left than at the far-right but wow this is genuinely unhinged. I think Starmer might actually be losing his mind.
I'm gonna tell my kids that this was Heated Rivalry
January 15, 2026 at 5:03 PM
I'm gonna tell my kids that this was Heated Rivalry
"now see here that cat is infringing on my right to not pay $2"
January 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM
"now see here that cat is infringing on my right to not pay $2"
"Once you've watched Downton Abbey, you'll never stop wanting to beat capitalism with your bear hands" - pic unrelated
January 13, 2026 at 12:19 PM
"Once you've watched Downton Abbey, you'll never stop wanting to beat capitalism with your bear hands" - pic unrelated
Conservatives figured out the true cause of street crimes: Dominos Pizza
January 12, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Conservatives figured out the true cause of street crimes: Dominos Pizza
What the actual shit are they doing? Are they seriously going to sanction us just to defend Grok?
January 11, 2026 at 9:53 AM
What the actual shit are they doing? Are they seriously going to sanction us just to defend Grok?
Who is making men into women Gaby? You sound like a right-wing MRA crank except you're writing for the Guardian.
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Who is making men into women Gaby? You sound like a right-wing MRA crank except you're writing for the Guardian.
Pictured: Machado's consolation prize
January 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Pictured: Machado's consolation prize
Pictured: the final boss of Stranger Things
January 4, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Pictured: the final boss of Stranger Things
[tosses scarf over his shoulder] Simpson, Detective Gooner Simpson
January 1, 2026 at 10:37 AM
[tosses scarf over his shoulder] Simpson, Detective Gooner Simpson
Some of y'all be like:
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Some of y'all be like:
"we're all trying to find out why the immigrants are leaving!"
December 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"we're all trying to find out why the immigrants are leaving!"