Kayla
@lavenderbrarian.bsky.social
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Reader, academic librarian: e-resources management and collections; publishing and schol com. I will likely post about wine, cheese, and terrible television. Personal account, I do not represent my employer here. she/her
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Halloween watch so far and continuing:
1. Midsommar
2. Slumber Party Massacre
3. Beetlejuice
and tonight: 4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

-I'm definitely behind on my movie watching because vacation.
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Me: I should sleep
Also me: Because you had a long nap, your body thinks it doesn’t need sleep yet.
-Need to start setting alarms for naps.
-even short trips across more than one time zone really messes with me
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What is my horror movie role?
Yeah, I’ve always said I would not be the final girl. I’m too ridiculous and clumsy. I’d get locked in the laundry room with no pants. I’d get murdered trying to escape through the window cuz my boobs (or butt) won’t fit.
Doomed.
Screenshot saying “the girl with big titties”
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Well, that was terrifying.
I’m going to need to watch a pleasant cartoon now.
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Oh Sally, I don’t know about this.
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JFC what the hell am I watching?!
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You just picked up a tooth on a stranger’s porch and now you’re going in their house?!
What are you doing?
Get out of there NOW!

Also for the record, Pam just said “let’s go.” Can we listen to Pam please cuz she also didn’t want to pick up the hitchhiker.

No Pam, don’t go in there!
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Boyfriend: ok, I’ll try to get a ticket to see Hozier with you, I only know a couple of his songs but I’m sure it’ll be a good show.

[after the show]

Boyfriend: Can we go to see Hozier again? What was the name of that one song?

[smiling smugly]
Me: a new fan!
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Ok you’ve found the old house.
You need to go get gas and keep moving, kids.

Lol yes I’m very fun on road trips, but I probably won’t be murdered cuz I went on a side quest, right?
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Sure, let’s pick up a hitchhiker, what could go wrong.
Oh and he’s into knives. Fantastic.
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I’m watching with the lights off and it’s raining a bit to add to the spooky evening vibe.
I’m totally allowed to turn the lights back on if I get freaked out.
a cartoon of winnie the pooh wearing a purple hat
Alt: a cartoon of winnie the pooh wearing a purple hat. He hides under the cover nervously
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I don’t think I’ve actually seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
I know it’s a classic and it’s going to be messed up.
I know 70s horror can be wild.
lavenderbrarian.bsky.social
Halloween watch so far and continuing:
1. Midsommar
2. Slumber Party Massacre
3. Beetlejuice
and tonight: 4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

-I'm definitely behind on my movie watching because vacation.
lavenderbrarian.bsky.social
I understand 4:30pm shouldn’t be bedtime but also I’m saying the post-vacation struggle is real.
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I’m sad to tell you that Mom’s dog Bosco is no longer with us.
He was a sweet dog, loved observing the neighborhood through the window (and sometimes napping at that window). He had a nice long life with Mom.
A dog with a black mouth and nose rests on the couch. His face is partially hidden by the cushion. A dog with a black nose and mouth lounges on the couch.
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Today was a really fun day and pretty much everything I hoped it would be. Walking around and taking pictures. A brief but successful outing at a slot machine, I basically won $30 and then decided to cash out.
And then the Hozier show was amazing.
Vegas vacation has been great so far.
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He’s going to do a lot of my wishlist tonight. I’m pleased.
Francesca!
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He did From Eden and I cried a little
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Update: He did Dinner & Diatribes!
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3. Boyfriend and I are watching Beetlejuice at the hotel. We’re tired, as it was a long travel day. We can still get in a Halloween movie.
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Hehe we’re not getting married! 😂
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Hehe yes, I’m going to Vegas with the boyfriend.
No, we’re not getting married.
(People keep asking, which I think is cute)
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How old does someone have to be to be considered a cougar?