cLAVat
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Chronically Silly Guy :: Sometimes I Temp Deactivate To Chill Out
I'm putting over an hour into a Crystal Bearers specific shitpost that most people might not appreciate but by god do I appreciate the brain dead as hell layering humor.
January 18, 2026 at 7:16 PM
I'm putting over an hour into a Crystal Bearers specific shitpost that most people might not appreciate but by god do I appreciate the brain dead as hell layering humor.
No one I know wants to really message me when I'm awake and that is unfortunate. What's not unfortunate is I have 2 days to get my stuff so it hopefully arrives around my birthday. Which everyone likely forgot. Again. But that's cool, whatever, lets me sleep in.
January 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
No one I know wants to really message me when I'm awake and that is unfortunate. What's not unfortunate is I have 2 days to get my stuff so it hopefully arrives around my birthday. Which everyone likely forgot. Again. But that's cool, whatever, lets me sleep in.
I miss Furcadia sometimes.
January 18, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I miss Furcadia sometimes.
January 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Ah I rage baited myself.
January 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Ah I rage baited myself.
I am so excited to get the stuff. I considered looking for more TCB things because I could probably talk my way into getting several magazines instead of one book but nay. Books first since magazines have a higher chance of being held onto by some idiot who thinks ephemera will make him rich.
January 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
I am so excited to get the stuff. I considered looking for more TCB things because I could probably talk my way into getting several magazines instead of one book but nay. Books first since magazines have a higher chance of being held onto by some idiot who thinks ephemera will make him rich.
I started moving furniture on a whim and this might have been a mistake. I have made a series of maybe mistakes and this is making me aware of it all. My husband is gonna be mad.
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
I started moving furniture on a whim and this might have been a mistake. I have made a series of maybe mistakes and this is making me aware of it all. My husband is gonna be mad.
I've been watching Kekkaishi ahain and what do you mean Madarao is canonically gay? The dog?
January 16, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I've been watching Kekkaishi ahain and what do you mean Madarao is canonically gay? The dog?
I can't wait to get my lil bastard hands on the Ultimania. My husband knows not what he's agreed to let me get and how I am going to show him all the pretty pictures when he comes home. He will look. He will see. I will make sure.
January 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
I can't wait to get my lil bastard hands on the Ultimania. My husband knows not what he's agreed to let me get and how I am going to show him all the pretty pictures when he comes home. He will look. He will see. I will make sure.
"Wow you're quiet today."
Brain zaps. Brain goo. Feel bad. Eugh. Sleep more.
Brain zaps. Brain goo. Feel bad. Eugh. Sleep more.
January 16, 2026 at 2:51 AM
"Wow you're quiet today."
Brain zaps. Brain goo. Feel bad. Eugh. Sleep more.
Brain zaps. Brain goo. Feel bad. Eugh. Sleep more.
The new "What's up?" prompt on Bsky feel hostile and I'm not entirely sure why.
January 14, 2026 at 9:51 PM
The new "What's up?" prompt on Bsky feel hostile and I'm not entirely sure why.
It feels like I have not seen my husband in years but it's been literal days. I scrolled through our pictures and he's so pretty. I miss him.
January 14, 2026 at 4:34 PM
It feels like I have not seen my husband in years but it's been literal days. I scrolled through our pictures and he's so pretty. I miss him.
"There's no way you're actually Like This offline"
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I am very much Like This offline and so much worse when I'm comfortable with someone
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I am very much Like This offline and so much worse when I'm comfortable with someone
January 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
"There's no way you're actually Like This offline"
vs
I am very much Like This offline and so much worse when I'm comfortable with someone
vs
I am very much Like This offline and so much worse when I'm comfortable with someone
Watching Frieren with the CRT filter is noice.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Watching Frieren with the CRT filter is noice.
I found an anime with a fem gay man that isn't evil and doesn't die and I am vividly aware that it is no longer 2010.
a girl with black and red hair is smiling and holding a red ribbon around her neck
ALT: a girl with black and red hair is smiling and holding a red ribbon around her neck
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I found an anime with a fem gay man that isn't evil and doesn't die and I am vividly aware that it is no longer 2010.
Brain zaps are no joke. They're not dangerous but the fact that my brain short circuiting is normal and expected is startling.
January 13, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Brain zaps are no joke. They're not dangerous but the fact that my brain short circuiting is normal and expected is startling.
Reposted by cLAVat
January 12, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I hate simple advice that actually works. "Just splash some water on your face." "Put your head between your knees." "Go drink some ice water." Absolute witchcraft.
January 12, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I hate simple advice that actually works. "Just splash some water on your face." "Put your head between your knees." "Go drink some ice water." Absolute witchcraft.
Someone might have made my front yard a crime scene and I am fucking not feeling 2026 my guys.
January 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Someone might have made my front yard a crime scene and I am fucking not feeling 2026 my guys.
Less than 24 hours without my husband and I already started playing music from my old middle school playlist. This is going to be a long next couple of weeks man.
January 12, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Less than 24 hours without my husband and I already started playing music from my old middle school playlist. This is going to be a long next couple of weeks man.
My sister is completely out of her mind and often pushes my patience but it's probably a two way street here because she listens to my woes about Ita leaving Sqen and other stupid entitled stuff I usually keep to myself.
January 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
My sister is completely out of her mind and often pushes my patience but it's probably a two way street here because she listens to my woes about Ita leaving Sqen and other stupid entitled stuff I usually keep to myself.
I will not be able to hug my husband for well over a month and that is going to get progressively more distressing.
January 11, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I will not be able to hug my husband for well over a month and that is going to get progressively more distressing.
Occasionally I say some things which would be really cool if it weren't about my favs getting railed.
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Occasionally I say some things which would be really cool if it weren't about my favs getting railed.
Pattern recognition go brrr Crystal Bearer logo spotted brain off soupy brain time
January 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Pattern recognition go brrr Crystal Bearer logo spotted brain off soupy brain time
I'm gonna binge Inuyasha while my husband is gone. I've been thinking about old pets and remembered my mom's ferret that she named Shippo. I loved that funky lil living slinky.
January 11, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I'm gonna binge Inuyasha while my husband is gone. I've been thinking about old pets and remembered my mom's ferret that she named Shippo. I loved that funky lil living slinky.