Lavinia
@laviniasunsure.bsky.social
writer. dumb picture maker. all around creative nightmare person. unserious to stay sane. 🏳️⚧️
enjoyed a nice NYE lunch with my sister where we swapped childhood horror stories
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
enjoyed a nice NYE lunch with my sister where we swapped childhood horror stories
learning to play Magic and muttering to myself: stupid game doesn't make any sense. keep getting my neck stepped on by dudes with Final Fantasy avatars. i don't even know what cards do yet. wish they never sunsetted Gwent. wish i didn't need a card game fix. wish i wasn't a moro–
Oh cool i won.
Oh cool i won.
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
learning to play Magic and muttering to myself: stupid game doesn't make any sense. keep getting my neck stepped on by dudes with Final Fantasy avatars. i don't even know what cards do yet. wish they never sunsetted Gwent. wish i didn't need a card game fix. wish i wasn't a moro–
Oh cool i won.
Oh cool i won.
going over my calories eating leftover cookies to get them out of my house so i stop going over my calories eating cookies
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
going over my calories eating leftover cookies to get them out of my house so i stop going over my calories eating cookies
got the cat! took her to the vet for the first time and she has no teeth, which they neglected to mention at adoption. the vet was like, "she has no teeth?" and we replied, "she has no teeth!?"
there's a cat at the local shelter with my name and it says she's "always searching for warmth and affection" and it's like looking into a mirror
December 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
got the cat! took her to the vet for the first time and she has no teeth, which they neglected to mention at adoption. the vet was like, "she has no teeth?" and we replied, "she has no teeth!?"
friend: i don't think our phones actually listen to us.
me: i don't trust them.
f: i just think someone would have leaked it if they were.
me: i don't trust them.
f: with how far forensics have come someone would have found it by now and there's no compelling evidence.
me: i don't trust them.
me: i don't trust them.
f: i just think someone would have leaked it if they were.
me: i don't trust them.
f: with how far forensics have come someone would have found it by now and there's no compelling evidence.
me: i don't trust them.
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
friend: i don't think our phones actually listen to us.
me: i don't trust them.
f: i just think someone would have leaked it if they were.
me: i don't trust them.
f: with how far forensics have come someone would have found it by now and there's no compelling evidence.
me: i don't trust them.
me: i don't trust them.
f: i just think someone would have leaked it if they were.
me: i don't trust them.
f: with how far forensics have come someone would have found it by now and there's no compelling evidence.
me: i don't trust them.
the most conservative, trump-loving person i know just texted me for the first time in weeks asking "have you seen Hazbin Hotel?" i've been staring at it for ten minutes like this
December 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the most conservative, trump-loving person i know just texted me for the first time in weeks asking "have you seen Hazbin Hotel?" i've been staring at it for ten minutes like this
*1.5 hours into driving up north for the weekend when it begins to snow*
this reminds me i think i need new tires
this reminds me i think i need new tires
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
*1.5 hours into driving up north for the weekend when it begins to snow*
this reminds me i think i need new tires
this reminds me i think i need new tires
on today's episode of where's my wedding ring: fuck shit fuck. i think i actually lost it this time. she's gonna be so pissed. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
on today's episode of where's my wedding ring: fuck shit fuck. i think i actually lost it this time. she's gonna be so pissed. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
*walking into the presser visibly nauseous* just because the body wash smells like candy doesn't mean it tastes like candy. i will not be taking questions
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
*walking into the presser visibly nauseous* just because the body wash smells like candy doesn't mean it tastes like candy. i will not be taking questions
walking around the Cabela's gun library calling all the rifles cute
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
walking around the Cabela's gun library calling all the rifles cute
having therapy mid-monday mornings is great because when i'm teary eyed during a work meeting later and they ask what's wrong, i tell them i just love my job and the company so much i can't contain it. then they give me a promotion. i'm gonna be CEO soon
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
having therapy mid-monday mornings is great because when i'm teary eyed during a work meeting later and they ask what's wrong, i tell them i just love my job and the company so much i can't contain it. then they give me a promotion. i'm gonna be CEO soon
therapist: and how'd you spend your weekend?
me: i dressed up a five foot plastic skeleton like Santa and a smaller one like an elf and put them on my porch. they were turkeys for Thanksgiving before
Therapist scribbling notes: uh-huh
me: i dressed up a five foot plastic skeleton like Santa and a smaller one like an elf and put them on my porch. they were turkeys for Thanksgiving before
Therapist scribbling notes: uh-huh
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
therapist: and how'd you spend your weekend?
me: i dressed up a five foot plastic skeleton like Santa and a smaller one like an elf and put them on my porch. they were turkeys for Thanksgiving before
Therapist scribbling notes: uh-huh
me: i dressed up a five foot plastic skeleton like Santa and a smaller one like an elf and put them on my porch. they were turkeys for Thanksgiving before
Therapist scribbling notes: uh-huh
as a generally unanxious person it's always interesting to have a day where my brain is on edge for some reason, like trying to figure out why a dog is acting up. what is it girl, did serotonin fall down the well again?
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
as a generally unanxious person it's always interesting to have a day where my brain is on edge for some reason, like trying to figure out why a dog is acting up. what is it girl, did serotonin fall down the well again?
a rare feat to exit Thanksgiving weighing less than when entering but i guess i'm just built different (food poisoned)
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
a rare feat to exit Thanksgiving weighing less than when entering but i guess i'm just built different (food poisoned)
pysching myself up to see my family by getting drunk at my wife's Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
pysching myself up to see my family by getting drunk at my wife's Thanksgiving
wife gets bad car sickness so always drives and i entertain myself on long drives by occasionally shrieking and jerking the wheel out of her hands
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
wife gets bad car sickness so always drives and i entertain myself on long drives by occasionally shrieking and jerking the wheel out of her hands
the great thing about having a wife that doesn't drink is when you ask her to make you one she has no idea what she's doing. "hope it's okay" she says handing me a rum and coke that the fumes alone from are enough to make a person tipsy.
"it's perfect, love."
"it's perfect, love."
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the great thing about having a wife that doesn't drink is when you ask her to make you one she has no idea what she's doing. "hope it's okay" she says handing me a rum and coke that the fumes alone from are enough to make a person tipsy.
"it's perfect, love."
"it's perfect, love."
therapist: what would you say to your younger self?
me: ew gross. why would i want to talk to that thing?
*10 minutes later*
i am sorry little one. but worry not, we'll have our revenge
me: ew gross. why would i want to talk to that thing?
*10 minutes later*
i am sorry little one. but worry not, we'll have our revenge
November 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
therapist: what would you say to your younger self?
me: ew gross. why would i want to talk to that thing?
*10 minutes later*
i am sorry little one. but worry not, we'll have our revenge
me: ew gross. why would i want to talk to that thing?
*10 minutes later*
i am sorry little one. but worry not, we'll have our revenge
i bring a real 'do we have data to back up these decisions' vibe to meetings everyone hates
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i bring a real 'do we have data to back up these decisions' vibe to meetings everyone hates
there's a cat at the local shelter with my name and it says she's "always searching for warmth and affection" and it's like looking into a mirror
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
there's a cat at the local shelter with my name and it says she's "always searching for warmth and affection" and it's like looking into a mirror
made something to keep parking enforcement away
November 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
made something to keep parking enforcement away
trying to write for the first time in two months. when did it get hard?
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
trying to write for the first time in two months. when did it get hard?
got a parking ticket while in therapy which shouldn't be allowed. how am i (an insane person) expected to understand such bureaucratic esoterica (city signs)?
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
got a parking ticket while in therapy which shouldn't be allowed. how am i (an insane person) expected to understand such bureaucratic esoterica (city signs)?
*discovering 'no that’s not actually normal' #267*
me: when you picture yourself in your head is it you?
her: what? i guess. i never thought about it.
me: one to one? interesting.
her: what do you see?
me: i don’t know. a formless nothing?
her: interesting
me: when you picture yourself in your head is it you?
her: what? i guess. i never thought about it.
me: one to one? interesting.
her: what do you see?
me: i don’t know. a formless nothing?
her: interesting
October 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
*discovering 'no that’s not actually normal' #267*
me: when you picture yourself in your head is it you?
her: what? i guess. i never thought about it.
me: one to one? interesting.
her: what do you see?
me: i don’t know. a formless nothing?
her: interesting
me: when you picture yourself in your head is it you?
her: what? i guess. i never thought about it.
me: one to one? interesting.
her: what do you see?
me: i don’t know. a formless nothing?
her: interesting