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The personification of one of Tom Waits songs.
Herbert Morrison was actually a horrible reporter and as the Hindenburg was landing, he was distracted and looking at the bay. That’s why he shouts, “Oh, the huge manatees!”

He missed the whole fire.
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January 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Next movie… Real Genius. It’s close enough to a party movie.
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January 1, 2026 at 5:48 AM
“John Lennon gets shot! Wait… that already happened.”
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
“Embrace the chaos.”
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Bucky from the MCU is the main bad guy in this.
January 1, 2026 at 4:34 AM
“ we were young. We had momentum. We were winning.”
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
In the movie they’re going “Kodiak” valley

In real life it’s Heavenly. That’s the cool ski lodge
January 1, 2026 at 4:23 AM
“You were in prison last week! Can’t you be a wizard or an orc or something?”

“In life you make choices, I have to pay for those choices.”
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Okay, it’s time.

Hot Tub Time Machine

Great White Buffalo
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January 1, 2026 at 4:10 AM
“You know I used to make out with my stretch Armstrong doll.”
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM
“Your butt is serious. It’s like an hour long drama. It’s like The Wire.”
January 1, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Next drunken party movie…
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
“Tiger love pepper. They hate cinnamon.”
January 1, 2026 at 1:29 AM
It’s everyone’s favorite pet of the song. You are by law required to air drum.
January 1, 2026 at 1:25 AM
“Don’t let Lawdog drive, there’s something wrong with him.”
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Starting out with the Hangover.

A night of drinking will be fine.
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January 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
At some point tonight I’ll be watching Hot Tub Time Machine and raving about how it’s the greatest film ever made.

It’s inevitable.
January 1, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Threads: “don’t say Boston is the best band.”

Me: “Boston, Boston, Boston”
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
So for the new people here and to reiterate to the long terms, what makesGoodbye Yellowbrick Road amazing, is essentially everything except the hits.

While there’s nothing wrong with them, other than being overplayed, the rest of the album is so amazing. It’s a musical journey in different genres.
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
On Yellow Brick Road… which overall I’m meh on. But when it would play, and Axel and I were on the couch, I’d boop him on the chest and nose when the line “the dogs of society howl” would play.

I miss him.
December 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Me, reading my comments.
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December 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
On to the best album of all time, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.

(I said what about Tres Hombres? Bitch, that was 30 minutes ago.)
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December 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Now I’m doing the greatest album of all time, Tres Hombres.

Please, proceed to tell me how the album art had too much cholesterol.
December 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Threads is turning into the Wild West

But god damn it. I’ll defend Boston.
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December 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
To posters looking to farm engagement:

1. Drink tequila

2. Say you think Boston was underrated

3. Reap the post.

I don’t know if it’s the band or the city that’s set people off but either way, here we are.
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December 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM