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Chris Funsocks
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Picturing a tiny Roomba for trundling along ahead of the stylus.

Obviously you still have to program an app for it.
January 13, 2026 at 1:08 PM
"In a dance as old as time"
January 5, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Hard disagree on this, personally.

Only real exception to this I'll make is, if you've seen the UK "Life on Mars" and not the American remake, watch the final episode of the US version.
January 5, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Yeah it's fuckin grim. I think they come up from the cellar.

Fortunately I'm moving to a 4th-floor flat in a few months so that SHOULD be the end of my slug-based woes.
January 5, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I find them not just on the floor, but on the kitchen counter. If I'm up especially early, the trail-makers (slugs in my case) are still there, making their trails.

At least two have been found in the toaster.
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 PM
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 PM
That's amazing.
Sounds like a blend somewhere between Shadow of the Beast and CarVup (not literally, but just vibes-wise 😂)

I fuckin miss my Amiga. I spent hours as a kid, with my tape player in front of mine making mixtapes of my fave tunes.
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I was only about an hour ago thinking about this fantastic image 😂

science.nasa.gov/resource/lad...
LADEE Frog Photobomb - NASA Science
A still camera on a sound trigger captured this intriguing photo of an airborne frog as NASA's LADEE spacecraft lifts off in September 2013.
science.nasa.gov
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Absolutely does my head in on multiple levels, that my mother (definitely the source but oblivious to it herself) refuses to agree with my ACTUAL diagnosis, but quite frequently describes other people with the phrase "on some sort of spectrum".
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
There's a sequel?!

Revenge of Apple?
Postmaster Strikes Back?
March of the Payneguins?
October 25, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Oh 100%

Needs adding to that Sunscreen song.
September 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
And see whether they leave it in the print edition as well as the audio book (I am presuming this lady was listening to an audio book...)
September 28, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Instantly got this in my head! 🤓

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDHM...
Moby Song (Director's Cut) | Adam Buxton
YouTube video by Adam Buxton
www.youtube.com
September 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I guessing from the links to the sections, pecans should not be consumed by dogs.
September 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM