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CASTING CALL

This Address Does Not Exist is an audio anthology of epistolary haunted house stories.

Seeking voice actors of all accents & experience.

Call open Dec 22 - Jan 12

Show premiers- May, 2026

**Unpaid, hobby project**

Full info here:
tinyurl.com/2b6mb2me
The show logo for This Address Does not Exist-- a rather worn and old looking house set behind a overgrown and dead-seeming hedge of branches. Splitting the hedge and leading up to the house is a set of shallow concrete stairs. The sky behind the house is cloudy and overcast. The entire picture is color shifted such that it is in blues and off-yellows.
December 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Anna Stein, The Writing on the Wall
A battered airmail envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Anna Stein, The Writing on the Wall"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@ash-alder.bsky.social , They Shall Not Labor in Vain & DIY
A battered airmail envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Ash Seguinte, They Shall Not Labor in Vain, DIY"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@tesh16.bsky.social , Towards the Beginning of All Music
A battered airmail envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Tesh, Towards the Beginning of All Music"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@mintiliciouss.bsky.social , Belly of the Beast
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Milo Machin, Belly of the Beast"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Seven, This is the House My Grandmother Died In
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Seven, This is the House My Grandmother Died In"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@maninjumpsuit.com , The Thatcher
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Josh Burgess, The Thatcher"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@hannahaimee17.bsky.social, Eggs of Emerald & The Black Spot
A battered airmail envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Hannah Aimee Brown, Eggs of Emerald, The Black Spot"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@corvyna.bsky.social, Morning, Jane
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Corvyn Appleby, Morning, Jane"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@fortunesalemva.bsky.social, The Library
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Fortune Salem, The Library"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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@gemaydin.bsky.social, Ev
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Gem Aydin, Ev"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Emma Skinner, The Starling
A battered airmail envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Emma Skinner, The Starling"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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In no particular order....

Kira Pelletier
"The House on the Iron Road"
A battered envelope stamped with a "postage paid" stamp in the top right corner. In the top left, the return address is listed as "This Address Does Not Exist, Law of Names Media" The envelope is addressed to "Kira Pelletier, The House on the Iron Road"
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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"When it all began, the house had no name at all. It stood, perched and perilously alone, on a bit of land upraised like a clenched fist."

Casting for our epistolary haunted house anthology This Address Does Not Exist opens on Dec 22.

We'd like to take this time to introduce our writers.
The show logo for This Address Does not Exist-- a rather worn and old looking house set behind a overgrown and dead-seeming hedge of branches. Splitting the hedge and leading up to the house is a set of shallow concrete stairs. The sky behind the house is cloudy and overcast. The entire picture is color shifted such that it is in blues and off-yellows.
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Reading another TADNE script.
A screen shot of a comment on a google doc from user Law of Names reading "I do not know how many times I can say "IT'S TOTALLY FINE" in all caps, but IT'S TOTALLY FINE.
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I am apparently wrong about this.
A screen shot from Discord reading "He is not."
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Reading TADNE scripts
A screen shot from a PDF of blue text reading "This guy seems like generally a pretty good dude. I'm sorry that The Horrors are going to happen to him."
November 17, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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My fellows have fed you with fiction, treated you to tales, nourished you with narrative. Still, surely you can swallow another. Find room, as it were, for dessert.

Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, Episode 16: The Big Top

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A close up on the entrance to a red and white striped circus tent. The hangings that would cover the door are tied back, and inside is the vague hint of twisting, shiny, sinuous shapes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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The eye sees not itself, but by reflection, by some other things.

Professor Pandemonium’s Peculiar Panoply, episode 15: Answers

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A Professor’s Panoply name tag. It is old and torn and aged. The name “Celia” is written on it, but th name is faded and smudged and written over the shadows of other names.
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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"You want a story? Fine! Once upon a time, there was a kid who was chased by a monster. The end."

Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, episode 14: The Runaway

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A missing persons poster. At the top it reads "Missing, please help" there is a photo of a person wearing a hoodie, their face scratched out. All details are scratched out and illegible.
November 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Professor Pandemonium’s Peculiar Panoply, episode 13: Occult Doors Mirror House

The vain may not enter. That’s the only warning visitors receive before they step into the house of mirrors.

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an aged sign in an ornate wooden frame. A drawing of a hand points to the right. above the hand is written “occult doors” and below it “mirror house”
October 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Behold! A dreamer at work!

Professor Pandemonium's Peculiar Panoply, episode 12: The Fortune Teller

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A vintage style poster in shades of dark greens and blues. There is a man in an old style suit sitting on the righthand side, looking downward dejectedly. He is holding three spread tarot cards. Swirls of smoke rise from the cards, and visions of beautiful women and demons surround him. At the top, the poster reads "Fortunes Told" at the bottom "your destiny is in the cards!"
October 17, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The audience’s attention is a fickle thing. Easily attained, easily absented.

But an individual believing you share especial intimacy? Fail them, & you will find few foes as focused on forcing you to fall.

Professor Pandemonium’s Peculiar Panoply, episode 11: The Roustabout

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a span of brown wooden boards with the figure of a muscular man with a moustache burned into it. to the left of the man are the words “the daring” then a burned mark over something, then “master of the impalement arts”
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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You heard that right, folks! A penny! One single cent! That’s all! Over one hundred mechanical marvels for you to experience for only one penny each!

Professor Pandemonium’s Peculiar Panoply, episode 10: Laffin’ Sal’s Mechanical Museum

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A stained advertisement. A picture of a seductively dressed old fashioned woman is in the top right. In the top left is a man looking into a mutascope. The top left reads “MEN ONLY” the bottom left reads “Laffin’ Sal’s Penny Arcade. Educational moving pictures. Artist reference studies”
October 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Brain decided to cooperate with writing, but only on noir cyberpunk.

But that's cool. I'd really like to see about getting DG Series 2 out within about a year of Series 1
A screen shot of a windows directory folder listing 3 pdf files. The titles are Dakota Gold, Murder at 1.28 Hertz, Part 1, Alpha Oscillation Dakota Gold, Murder at 1.28 Hertz, Part 2, Beta Oscillation Dakota Gold, Murder at 1.28 Hertz, Part 3, Gamma Oscillation
October 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM