Malu Minse (he/him)
@lawshow.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Doggie daddy. Trial Lawyer. Straight ally. TTRPG and board game enthusiast. Home cook.
Why am I imagine a bowl of phô topped with like a 32oz steak with side baked beans? 😆
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Why am I imagine a bowl of phô topped with like a 32oz steak with side baked beans? 😆
I hope his command contained “If you that comes out of your mouth in my courtroom again you’re going to need a toothbrush. Now do you want to report yourself to the Bar or should I?”
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November 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I hope his command contained “If you that comes out of your mouth in my courtroom again you’re going to need a toothbrush. Now do you want to report yourself to the Bar or should I?”
Love you brother. You got this.
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Love you brother. You got this.
“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” - George Bernard Shaw
Bar frowns out barristers brawling, kick his ass in the courtroom instead. It’ll hurt him more than your first.
Bar frowns out barristers brawling, kick his ass in the courtroom instead. It’ll hurt him more than your first.
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.” - George Bernard Shaw
Bar frowns out barristers brawling, kick his ass in the courtroom instead. It’ll hurt him more than your first.
Bar frowns out barristers brawling, kick his ass in the courtroom instead. It’ll hurt him more than your first.
Have you looked at Duukbörg?
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Have you looked at Duukbörg?
That him is broke. Time to get a new one or better yet tacos.
November 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
That him is broke. Time to get a new one or better yet tacos.
I mean anything is a deadly weapon if you try hard enough. 😆
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I mean anything is a deadly weapon if you try hard enough. 😆
To either tell them let them get it out once and briefly, then remind them you’re their lawyer now and you’re not interested in talking about the old lawyer and you’d rather talk about their case.
In a few months you’ll have worked through them and your cases will be all yours from the start.
In a few months you’ll have worked through them and your cases will be all yours from the start.
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
To either tell them let them get it out once and briefly, then remind them you’re their lawyer now and you’re not interested in talking about the old lawyer and you’d rather talk about their case.
In a few months you’ll have worked through them and your cases will be all yours from the start.
In a few months you’ll have worked through them and your cases will be all yours from the start.
Not weird at all.
Figure out what you’re stuck with (offers made, motions ruled on, etc) beyond that treat it like your the first lawyer to touch it.
Clients are going to either to want to talk about how much of an idiot the last lawyer was or how great they were and promised them the world.
Figure out what you’re stuck with (offers made, motions ruled on, etc) beyond that treat it like your the first lawyer to touch it.
Clients are going to either to want to talk about how much of an idiot the last lawyer was or how great they were and promised them the world.
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Not weird at all.
Figure out what you’re stuck with (offers made, motions ruled on, etc) beyond that treat it like your the first lawyer to touch it.
Clients are going to either to want to talk about how much of an idiot the last lawyer was or how great they were and promised them the world.
Figure out what you’re stuck with (offers made, motions ruled on, etc) beyond that treat it like your the first lawyer to touch it.
Clients are going to either to want to talk about how much of an idiot the last lawyer was or how great they were and promised them the world.
Ooooh! Don’t happen to have a link do you?
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October 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ooooh! Don’t happen to have a link do you?
He is truly a descendant of wolves!
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
He is truly a descendant of wolves!
7. Scott Lynch - The Gentlemen Bastard Sequence
(Oceans 11 but D&D)
(Oceans 11 but D&D)
October 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
7. Scott Lynch - The Gentlemen Bastard Sequence
(Oceans 11 but D&D)
(Oceans 11 but D&D)
He’s definitely giving “I just made it to the bathroom after 2am Taco Bell and a night of hard drinking” vibes.
October 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
He’s definitely giving “I just made it to the bathroom after 2am Taco Bell and a night of hard drinking” vibes.
In fairness they do look like they know their way around a tactical cake shake.
October 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
In fairness they do look like they know their way around a tactical cake shake.
(4/4) advantage you have as a PD is numbers. You have an order of magnitude more criminal trial experience in your office than the next largest law firm.
Once you get your cases spinning and up in the air. Volunteer to second chair anything and everything.
Free advice. Worth what you paid.
Once you get your cases spinning and up in the air. Volunteer to second chair anything and everything.
Free advice. Worth what you paid.
October 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
(4/4) advantage you have as a PD is numbers. You have an order of magnitude more criminal trial experience in your office than the next largest law firm.
Once you get your cases spinning and up in the air. Volunteer to second chair anything and everything.
Free advice. Worth what you paid.
Once you get your cases spinning and up in the air. Volunteer to second chair anything and everything.
Free advice. Worth what you paid.
(3/4) not as directives. They’re your cases. They’re your clients. We each do and see things different, don’t assume the last attorneys way was better.
Find a mentor whose judgement you trust. When you’re stuck take your file to their office sit down and tell them “I’ve got a guy…”
The biggest….
Find a mentor whose judgement you trust. When you’re stuck take your file to their office sit down and tell them “I’ve got a guy…”
The biggest….
October 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
(3/4) not as directives. They’re your cases. They’re your clients. We each do and see things different, don’t assume the last attorneys way was better.
Find a mentor whose judgement you trust. When you’re stuck take your file to their office sit down and tell them “I’ve got a guy…”
The biggest….
Find a mentor whose judgement you trust. When you’re stuck take your file to their office sit down and tell them “I’ve got a guy…”
The biggest….
(2/4) that are set for today. Then figure out your cases set tomorrow. When you have tomorrow figure out, start on the day after tomorrow.
In-custody clients have priority over out of custody clients.
Read the old attorney’s notes, but use them as overviews and a second set of eyes…
In-custody clients have priority over out of custody clients.
Read the old attorney’s notes, but use them as overviews and a second set of eyes…
October 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
(2/4) that are set for today. Then figure out your cases set tomorrow. When you have tomorrow figure out, start on the day after tomorrow.
In-custody clients have priority over out of custody clients.
Read the old attorney’s notes, but use them as overviews and a second set of eyes…
In-custody clients have priority over out of custody clients.
Read the old attorney’s notes, but use them as overviews and a second set of eyes…