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Rebel Girl. | Chica Rebelde.

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So he’s going to send the National Guard to Utah now, right? Right?
September 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“Yeah, I’m fun-employed, just trying to figure out what I want to do next.”

“…in this economy?”
May 3, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Who said baseball is boring? 🐻⚾️ #LetsGoCubbies
April 23, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Overheard near a Tesla protest:

Guy: What did Tesla do?
Woman: Seriously?

Girl, run. 🚩🚩🚩
April 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Sierah spilling iced tea. Clint continues to be lowkey terrible. Carina and Paul continue to be dumb. Jaqui & Ryan are still locked in a battle to be The Worst. I still ride for Billy & Jamie. #MAFSAU reunion night 1 🥱
April 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Let’s goooo, Cub-bies! 👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 🐻⚾️ #Cubs
April 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I feel like Yolanda Saldívar will never get parole. If she does, and she stays in Texas… 😬
The woman convicted of killing Tejano music legend Selena Quintanilla-Perez has been denied parole after spending decades behind bars for fatally shooting the young singer at a Texas motel in 1995, the state’s parole board announced Thursday.
Parole denied for woman convicted of killing Tejano music icon Selena in 1995
Yolanda Saldívar will continue serving a life sentence at a prison in Gatesville, Texas, after a three-member panel of the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles voted to not release her.
buff.ly
March 28, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Who could have predicted Carina’s reaction to Paul being “so curious”? It’s not like they ever had other tasks where they were with other people and Carina had a totally normal reaction… Oh. #MAFSAU
March 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Last commitment ceremony on #MAFSAU was a dumpster fire. Now only 5 episodes of flashbacks and b-roll of them getting dressed until we find out whether or not they manage to stay together for 3 months until the reunion.
March 24, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Thanks to #AntiquesRoadshow, I can spot a turn-of-the-century German child’s toy from a mile away. They usually look haunted, but the Peter Rabbit was adorable 🐇
March 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
#F1 2025 premiere race in Melbourne & #MAFSAU commitment ceremony on the same day. Australia, you’re giving me life, I love you.
March 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The 10 senators who voted yes: Cortez Masto, Durbin, Fetterman, Gillibrand, Hassan, King, Peters, Schatz, Schumer, Shaheen. All have contact forms on their sites. I’ve written them all.
March 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
We need @schumer.senate.gov OUT. We need Nancy Pelosi OUT. Consider @saikatc.bsky.social instead. I am disgusted with incumbent Democrats. We all should be. @padilla.senate.gov as a constituent, I ask you to DO MORE and DO BETTER
March 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The first episode of couple swaps got me questioning my whole existence. Do I like Eliot? Why is Jamie cool with Adrian? Did Jacqui become likable? At least Carina & Paul are still bitches eating crackers for me, and Awhina remains problem-free. #MAFSAU
March 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
TSLA stock tanking, Twitter being attacked, El*n saying he’s “having problems running his businesses”, me over here reveling in schadenfreude. Keep resisting, keep divesting, keep the pressure on.
March 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I don’t like what the editing is implying about Big Dave & Jamie. Couples swap will be fun though. #MAFSAU
March 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Interested to see what Rhi & Carina have to say about Lauren now that her smirking-straight-into-the-camera shit-talking has aired. She said the exact same things at hen’s night, just not to their faces. Do they not know Lauren is talking about them too? #MAFSAU
March 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I hate to break it to Gavin Newsom, but courting conservative-leaning centrists by spewing bigoted opinions about trans people isn’t going to get you the Democratic nomination in the next presidential election. They will never like you and now I don’t either.
March 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The Middle Aged Ones
March 5, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I’ve been getting like 10 emails a week from Democrats asking for money. I think they should have to do performance reviews. You know, 360 Peer Reviews, did they hit their goals, how did the party perform over the last few quarters? If I have to dance for my 2% merit increase, they should too.
March 4, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Reposted by Lala
March 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Isabella Rossellini in a Blue Velvet dress sitting next to Laura Dern at the Oscars 🥹
March 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The new couples’ reactions to the OG couple drama are perfect. I want to sit next to TeeJay and Beth and sip the tea. #MAFSAU
February 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Awhina’s sister is the real heroine of this season of #MAFSAU. I usually love production’s fuckery, but it was heartbreaking to see Double, Double, Toil & Trouble on their bullshit before Cleo showed up. Poor Awhina. I hope she leaves before the commitment ceremony.
February 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM