𓅃 Lazarus 𓅃
@lazarusphx.bsky.social
🔶 31 trips around the sun🔸🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ Trans🔸They/Her🔸∞🔸🔞🔸 #TheLand I 💙🔸PFP: @garnetto.com | Banner: @burgerkapitany.bsky.social (my edit) 🔶
*grabs 2 normal sized slices of bread from the middle of the loaf*
@reinbourne.bsky.social: "Oh were those other slices not good enough?"
"You mean this one? You know what, fuck you, I'm making a small sandwich."
@reinbourne.bsky.social: "Oh were those other slices not good enough?"
"You mean this one? You know what, fuck you, I'm making a small sandwich."
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
*grabs 2 normal sized slices of bread from the middle of the loaf*
@reinbourne.bsky.social: "Oh were those other slices not good enough?"
"You mean this one? You know what, fuck you, I'm making a small sandwich."
@reinbourne.bsky.social: "Oh were those other slices not good enough?"
"You mean this one? You know what, fuck you, I'm making a small sandwich."
If you see a free loadout loot the matriarch when they did nothing but watch its your patriotic duty to gun them down.
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If you see a free loadout loot the matriarch when they did nothing but watch its your patriotic duty to gun them down.
Enjoy some shark coochie
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Enjoy some shark coochie
When it's on a boat it's pronounced drum and bass
November 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
When it's on a boat it's pronounced drum and bass
"Using only images, explain how you came to be a furry."
September 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"Using only images, explain how you came to be a furry."
Cool car at the beach the other day
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Cool car at the beach the other day
Add me on uma musume :>
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6 🌟 Stamina Spark
3 🌟 Power Spark
Level 50 MLB Kitasan Black
304840257514
6 🌟 Stamina Spark
3 🌟 Power Spark
Level 50 MLB Kitasan Black
August 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Add me on uma musume :>
304840257514
6 🌟 Stamina Spark
3 🌟 Power Spark
Level 50 MLB Kitasan Black
304840257514
6 🌟 Stamina Spark
3 🌟 Power Spark
Level 50 MLB Kitasan Black
Reskeet this with a title screen that is iconic to you.
August 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Reskeet this with a title screen that is iconic to you.
Check in on your friends please.
July 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Check in on your friends please.
I don't need friends, they disappoint me.
July 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I don't need friends, they disappoint me.
Guys I think I'm too close to the screen
July 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Guys I think I'm too close to the screen
They really hit you with:
June 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
They really hit you with:
See a fox, post a fox
(Artist is my grandmother)
(Artist is my grandmother)
June 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
See a fox, post a fox
(Artist is my grandmother)
(Artist is my grandmother)
The far side of the Moon looks like shit, I'm disgusted. Thank you for tidally locking your good side, Moon.
June 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The far side of the Moon looks like shit, I'm disgusted. Thank you for tidally locking your good side, Moon.
Cleveland, aka a Polish Boy.
It's the goat.
It's the goat.
May 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Cleveland, aka a Polish Boy.
It's the goat.
It's the goat.
Quoting with an animal that's you
May 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Quoting with an animal that's you
A film that takes place where you're from:
April 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
A film that takes place where you're from:
