Laz The Pedantic Muser 🔞
laztheloser.bsky.social
Laz The Pedantic Muser 🔞
@laztheloser.bsky.social
19 | He/Him | Autistic | 🔞 No Minors,DNI if under 18 | Antis fuck off | Inflation Author | Free Palestine: https://arab.org/click-to-help/palestine/

DA: https://www.deviantart.com/prettyprettypervert
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[Patreon] Kicky alien chestbursters... a disturbing thought #pregnantart
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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// fart 💨

all this and yet the swelling still isnt slowing down at all
November 6, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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if youre gonna explode anyway, might as well indulge

C🎨 for R4tPizza
November 6, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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stand back, this cow is HIGHLY contagious (it's permanent)

🎨marfolio.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Oops! Might be a Floodzone soon!
January 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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The beast is gluttonous in nature... Very round, very taut, Yes good~
Comm for @gaming345ad.bsky.social (One more in Reply)
January 13, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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comm for @ultiudon.bsky.social

Big demon in the office, coming through.
January 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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{ #girlgas!!!! }
discovered a new recipe for an air freshener!
January 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Anyone want some fresh milk~?

Absolutely Stunning Artwork by @tiggybloom.bsky.social

Cream © me
January 13, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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shopping for a new umbrella and when i saw the brand name on this one i had vietnam flashbacks
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Scott Adams dying at 68 rather than 69 is the perfect capstone to a life of being almost — but not quite — funny
January 13, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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I'll let this video I have saved to my hard drive speak for itself.

Keep going and don't be afraid to fail.
January 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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This is completely fucking unacceptable. Shut this terrorist government down until it stops brutalizing its own citizens.
Today at 34 & Park in Minneapolis, a woman tried to drive down the street where a protest had broken out in front of a home ICE was raiding, saying she had a doctor apt to get to. ICE agents busted out her windows, cut off her seatbelt, and pulled her out before arresting her.
January 13, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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then i drew a gas alt
November 22, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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Peppy x Slippy
The great return of the underrated space animals couple! This was the last Patreon pic of 2025!
January 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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isaball
January 13, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Totally orbular broski
January 13, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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Josephine invited me to this brand new pancake restaurant in town. These things are IRRESISTIBLE!! We couldn’t stop after one bite! I don’t know if the restaurant is gonna hold us ballooning butterballs by the end! She’s as big of a glutton as me! 🐉🥞🦖

(🎨 by the amazing @josephinedragon.bsky.social)
January 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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More like Gotham Swollen Sirens…

Commission for anonymous

patreon.com/sidkid44

#bellyinflation
January 13, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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That funny boss that everybody likes that blows up. But also the girl design of them that I really like. Because she's epic.
January 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Let’s help one of our own, girls ‼️‼️‼️
January 13, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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it's NOT a PHASE (It's a trimester, actually)

Com for @roundraccoon!
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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rough practice
January 12, 2026 at 8:57 PM
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S Q U I M S H 💙
For @cosmicumbreon.bsky.social!
January 13, 2026 at 3:32 PM