lazybones79 (D.E.L.T.A.R.U.N.E)
@lazybones79.bsky.social
*this is MY deltarune.
(16)
(NSFW is n u h u h)
(I can do serious and non serious role plays)
(Ping me whenever for a skit or something)
(sorry if I respond late, I don't notification sounds 🥀)
(16)
(NSFW is n u h u h)
(I can do serious and non serious role plays)
(Ping me whenever for a skit or something)
(sorry if I respond late, I don't notification sounds 🥀)
Pinned
* c'mon kid, you know as well as i do, you're never going to win, so give up
(Portrayal of sans the skeleton, from undertale.)
(All rights go to Toby Fox, here he is @tobyfox.undertale.com )
(Undertale made by Toby Fox.)
(Portrayal won't be truly canon.)
(All skits are skits, non canon.)
(ARCS = ✅️)
(Portrayal of sans the skeleton, from undertale.)
(All rights go to Toby Fox, here he is @tobyfox.undertale.com )
(Undertale made by Toby Fox.)
(Portrayal won't be truly canon.)
(All skits are skits, non canon.)
(ARCS = ✅️)
June 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*what are ya gonna do, shoot me?
{sans would think for a second}
*fair game, i did shot ya mother last night as well.
{he'd back up behind a corner, before using a shortcut to dissappear}
{sans would think for a second}
*fair game, i did shot ya mother last night as well.
{he'd back up behind a corner, before using a shortcut to dissappear}
[*You equipped a gun.]
* that's not what ya mother said last night.
{sans would look amused.}
{sans would look amused.}
June 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
*what are ya gonna do, shoot me?
{sans would think for a second}
*fair game, i did shot ya mother last night as well.
{he'd back up behind a corner, before using a shortcut to dissappear}
{sans would think for a second}
*fair game, i did shot ya mother last night as well.
{he'd back up behind a corner, before using a shortcut to dissappear}
Reposted by lazybones79 (D.E.L.T.A.R.U.N.E)
* that's not what ya mother said last night.
{sans would look amused.}
{sans would look amused.}
*I HATE YOU
* yep, it's me.
June 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
* that's not what ya mother said last night.
{sans would look amused.}
{sans would look amused.}
Reposted by lazybones79 (D.E.L.T.A.R.U.N.E)
* or is this a cry for extra hours at W.A.R?
June 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
* or is this a cry for extra hours at W.A.R?
* a very safe place.
* now, i say place considering we're the only W.A.R place, which is in.... ah, C A N A D A.
* ... we have a reason for this, but that's above my pay to tell you why.
{He'd just magically slowly disappear}
* you should join it....
* now, i say place considering we're the only W.A.R place, which is in.... ah, C A N A D A.
* ... we have a reason for this, but that's above my pay to tell you why.
{He'd just magically slowly disappear}
* you should join it....
Oh man, that was a great 7 month long nap. …What’s W.A.R.?
June 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
* a very safe place.
* now, i say place considering we're the only W.A.R place, which is in.... ah, C A N A D A.
* ... we have a reason for this, but that's above my pay to tell you why.
{He'd just magically slowly disappear}
* you should join it....
* now, i say place considering we're the only W.A.R place, which is in.... ah, C A N A D A.
* ... we have a reason for this, but that's above my pay to tell you why.
{He'd just magically slowly disappear}
* you should join it....
Reposted by lazybones79 (D.E.L.T.A.R.U.N.E)
Oh man, that was a great 7 month long nap. …What’s W.A.R.?
June 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Oh man, that was a great 7 month long nap. …What’s W.A.R.?
{he'd pull up in a half broken down toy buggy}
* . . .
{the toy car's engine dies out}
* his pay starts June 11th.
{He'd walk away with the toy buggy}
* . . .
{the toy car's engine dies out}
* his pay starts June 11th.
{He'd walk away with the toy buggy}
June 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
{he'd pull up in a half broken down toy buggy}
* . . .
{the toy car's engine dies out}
* his pay starts June 11th.
{He'd walk away with the toy buggy}
* . . .
{the toy car's engine dies out}
* his pay starts June 11th.
{He'd walk away with the toy buggy}
{He'd look away from him, as he goes back to his exploded car, before it reassigned its broken parts in a flash of light, as fixed}
* nothing, cya later 2nd below general command.
* nothing, cya later 2nd below general command.
June 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
{He'd look away from him, as he goes back to his exploded car, before it reassigned its broken parts in a flash of light, as fixed}
* nothing, cya later 2nd below general command.
* nothing, cya later 2nd below general command.
* if only we hired you in 1997 and not 2013.
June 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
* if only we hired you in 1997 and not 2013.
* hey... wait a minute, this...
{He'd check the papers supposed date release}
* you idiots, this was for 1897!
{he'd throw down the papers}
* good grief, just. . . use a Google document or something, i don't care if it's 1997 right now, in this place, it doesn't even fucking MATT-
{NO SIGNAL.}
{He'd check the papers supposed date release}
* you idiots, this was for 1897!
{he'd throw down the papers}
* good grief, just. . . use a Google document or something, i don't care if it's 1997 right now, in this place, it doesn't even fucking MATT-
{NO SIGNAL.}
* uh... let's see...
{he'd ruffle some papers, before adjusting them}
* ahem... greetings humans and monsters and whatever the hell you can be, and welcome to W.A.R!
{he'd make an exaggerated smile. . . Somehow?}
*here we have the best of fun while preparing the future of our comrads!
* . . .
{he'd ruffle some papers, before adjusting them}
* ahem... greetings humans and monsters and whatever the hell you can be, and welcome to W.A.R!
{he'd make an exaggerated smile. . . Somehow?}
*here we have the best of fun while preparing the future of our comrads!
* . . .
June 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
* hey... wait a minute, this...
{He'd check the papers supposed date release}
* you idiots, this was for 1897!
{he'd throw down the papers}
* good grief, just. . . use a Google document or something, i don't care if it's 1997 right now, in this place, it doesn't even fucking MATT-
{NO SIGNAL.}
{He'd check the papers supposed date release}
* you idiots, this was for 1897!
{he'd throw down the papers}
* good grief, just. . . use a Google document or something, i don't care if it's 1997 right now, in this place, it doesn't even fucking MATT-
{NO SIGNAL.}
* uh... let's see...
{he'd ruffle some papers, before adjusting them}
* ahem... greetings humans and monsters and whatever the hell you can be, and welcome to W.A.R!
{he'd make an exaggerated smile. . . Somehow?}
*here we have the best of fun while preparing the future of our comrads!
* . . .
{he'd ruffle some papers, before adjusting them}
* ahem... greetings humans and monsters and whatever the hell you can be, and welcome to W.A.R!
{he'd make an exaggerated smile. . . Somehow?}
*here we have the best of fun while preparing the future of our comrads!
* . . .
June 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
* uh... let's see...
{he'd ruffle some papers, before adjusting them}
* ahem... greetings humans and monsters and whatever the hell you can be, and welcome to W.A.R!
{he'd make an exaggerated smile. . . Somehow?}
*here we have the best of fun while preparing the future of our comrads!
* . . .
{he'd ruffle some papers, before adjusting them}
* ahem... greetings humans and monsters and whatever the hell you can be, and welcome to W.A.R!
{he'd make an exaggerated smile. . . Somehow?}
*here we have the best of fun while preparing the future of our comrads!
* . . .
* have you tried asking for a raise?
* if not, i haven't either.
* if not, i haven't either.
June 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
* have you tried asking for a raise?
* if not, i haven't either.
* if not, i haven't either.
* yo, what's u*KABOOM*
*...ignore that, i forgot to put my car in parking.
*...ignore that, i forgot to put my car in parking.
June 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
* yo, what's u*KABOOM*
*...ignore that, i forgot to put my car in parking.
*...ignore that, i forgot to put my car in parking.
lazybones79
yeah so, at W.A.R, it stands for Warm Arsenal Resignation, the entire plot is that you work there, warm arsenals up, LITERALLY, and give them to people going to war, now at W.A.R, there is a deity that defys death at said location, which is why W.A.R is only located in one place!
yeah so, at W.A.R, it stands for Warm Arsenal Resignation, the entire plot is that you work there, warm arsenals up, LITERALLY, and give them to people going to war, now at W.A.R, there is a deity that defys death at said location, which is why W.A.R is only located in one place!
June 10, 2025 at 1:08 PM
lazybones79
yeah so, at W.A.R, it stands for Warm Arsenal Resignation, the entire plot is that you work there, warm arsenals up, LITERALLY, and give them to people going to war, now at W.A.R, there is a deity that defys death at said location, which is why W.A.R is only located in one place!
yeah so, at W.A.R, it stands for Warm Arsenal Resignation, the entire plot is that you work there, warm arsenals up, LITERALLY, and give them to people going to war, now at W.A.R, there is a deity that defys death at said location, which is why W.A.R is only located in one place!
* absolutely not, you blew up my house, microwave, airfryer.
June 10, 2025 at 1:03 PM
* absolutely not, you blew up my house, microwave, airfryer.
Reposted by lazybones79 (D.E.L.T.A.R.U.N.E)
*deltarune... tomorrow.
June 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
*deltarune... tomorrow.
* . . . what was i saying?
* i can't. . . remember. . . wait, this isn't my room. . .
* pure white. . . empty. . . sheesh, seems like someone forgot other colors existed.
* i can't. . . remember. . . wait, this isn't my room. . .
* pure white. . . empty. . . sheesh, seems like someone forgot other colors existed.
June 3, 2025 at 12:25 PM
* . . . what was i saying?
* i can't. . . remember. . . wait, this isn't my room. . .
* pure white. . . empty. . . sheesh, seems like someone forgot other colors existed.
* i can't. . . remember. . . wait, this isn't my room. . .
* pure white. . . empty. . . sheesh, seems like someone forgot other colors existed.
* wait. . . the surface?
*that can't be right. . . the barrier is still up last time i checked. . .
* strange, i'm getting a weird sense of dejavu as well...
*that can't be right. . . the barrier is still up last time i checked. . .
* strange, i'm getting a weird sense of dejavu as well...
* heya pals, so, i lost my bro yesterday, don't know where he could be at, but the last thing i remember was that he was going to a job, reminder we've been on the surface for like 5 days so far, so at least he's making a great stand for himself, apparently he needs to stay for 5 nights.
June 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
* wait. . . the surface?
*that can't be right. . . the barrier is still up last time i checked. . .
* strange, i'm getting a weird sense of dejavu as well...
*that can't be right. . . the barrier is still up last time i checked. . .
* strange, i'm getting a weird sense of dejavu as well...
* strange. . . what was i talking about?
* i'll let yall know when i see him again.
* heya pals, so, i lost my bro yesterday, don't know where he could be at, but the last thing i remember was that he was going to a job, reminder we've been on the surface for like 5 days so far, so at least he's making a great stand for himself, apparently he needs to stay for 5 nights.
June 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
* strange. . . what was i talking about?
* ngh. . . my skulls feeling a little thick right now. . . when did i... where am i?
June 3, 2025 at 12:21 PM
* ngh. . . my skulls feeling a little thick right now. . . when did i... where am i?
* i'll let yall know when i see him again.
* heya pals, so, i lost my bro yesterday, don't know where he could be at, but the last thing i remember was that he was going to a job, reminder we've been on the surface for like 5 days so far, so at least he's making a great stand for himself, apparently he needs to stay for 5 nights.
June 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
* i'll let yall know when i see him again.