It’s weird to have to say it, but FUCK Donny Osmond

Got rid of Disney and Paramount+ today. Team Jimmy.

I’m going to Sweet Tomatoes for lunch! (1993 me probably)

AOC/Newsom 28 OR Newsom/ 28??

My daughters close friend has a problematic family who is anti LGBTQ. She’s legally changing her last name to ours. We’re so touched

I know three trans women. They are all named Chloe. Was there some sort of memo? #exmo #Chloe.

I’m playing a new game right now. Will the Tylenol or the viagra or the gummie hit first?

I was just visited by the ghost of Nancy Reagan. She said “Just say no to pills and powders, but plenty of plants can be life changing.”

Current mood….

I’ve lost 100lbs this year. I look way better in clothes, but when I’m naked, I frequently look worse because of the loose skin…but it’s healthier so I’ll continue doing it..

I’m making brown butter with mizithra and mushrooms. Bring wine…