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LazySass

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ARMY since Predebut days so I am a supporter of the 7 individuals that are 방탄소년단, Bangtan Sonyeondan, Bulletproof Boy Scouts, OT7 and BTS respectfully 💜 KPOP 💕 - 2004 🐇🕳️ 2008 - Present Multifandom & Multifaceted @LayzeeSass on 🐦 She/Her | 30+| NZ 🖤🤍♥️

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LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · Jul 3

It deserves to be framed and placed on on wall

jjwustine⁷ •ᴗ• @seokjinzero.bsky.social · Jul 3

I’m cryinggg @lazysass.bsky.social 😭😂

There are two types of ARMYs:

Two different answers to the question “what’s your favorite Jin fact?” 1 is about something endearing and the other is about his King Size dick.

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 57m

1 more hour to go 😍😍😍 stuck in the kitchen very hot kitchen though 😭😭😭

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 58m

Lucky, good luck and have fun on behalf of us both pretty please 😍😍😍

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 6h

Like the fact that J Hope had the situational awareness to listen to the conversation while also reviewing their performance too 🤣🤣🤣 but Yoongi and Jin together was everything 😍😍😍

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 6h

Reminds me of a short I was watching yesterday 😂😂😂

Yoongi and Jin 🤣🤣😌

youtube.com/shorts/OuQ_b...

Poor Yoongi, he also wants Hobi's praise 😆 #parkjimin #minyoongi #junghoseok

YouTube video by AdelLies

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 6h

That stole our hearts 🥹🥹🥹

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 6h

Like you'd think BTS would of understood when you cannot even order a fully fried whole chicken from fried chicken places 😭😭😭 Roasted yes, fried hell no 😭😭😭

Stick to lamb skewers instead

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 6h

I'm sure you've got great stories too, I wish I had the fry pan story of RM's though 😭😭😭 I'm so jealous 🤣🤣🤣

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 6h

The moment RM mentioned he ate pocket ice cream I knew that man had an iron guy that could handle even the most sus food 😂😂😂

Yoongi and his blender meals 😭😭😭

Makes sense why Ramen is a hit meal 🤣🤣🤣

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 6h

Feeling is mutual but that's why they both became better cooks than me 😂😂😂

I can cook to survive but I don't do fancy like my sister and those 2 just in case I fluff it up and Glug happens with expensive aka full priced items 🤣🤣🤣

If I nail a dish the 1st time expect me to fail that dish for life 🤣

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 7h

But we all were alive and our cousin was banned from cooking for ages 🤣🤣🤣 Both her parents were ready to rush us to A&E but everyone else just vomited the food back up 😂😂😂 but I still will never be able to live it down eating 3 plates of it and holding the food down 🤣🤣🤣

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 7h

Yes no Google or nothing so my Aunty on the way home while picking up some dinners for us stopped at the A&E to ask the doctors if humans eating cat food was ok, they told her depending on storage, brand and how much is consumed we should be alright the doctor was more worried about the bone shards

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 7h

Exactly every time they shot shows for it one or more members always brings up that they don't get to go home to their families etc

That's why I loved on AYS they had the phone call with JK and his mom confirming that he's going to be with them for Chuseok that year 😍😍😍

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 7h

I love their sarcastic nature, they bring it up every time I make eatable standard food 😂😂😂

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 7h

Glug was my little brothers invention of words 😂 they said it was an rare a opportunity dish that they had the honor of having more than anything other local delicacies experienced around the world right on their doorstep that people will hear tales told for generations but only they will experience

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 7h

Cousin was on the phone to her mother like oh don't worry mum I just cooked the mince we had in the fridge and you could hear her mother screaming what we don't have mince in the fridge and then after a bit you heard louder OMG that's wasn't mince that was cat food, do we need to call A&E!?! 🤣🤣🤣

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 7h

I would of but we were starving and it was a bonding activity during the school holidays when we were kids 😂😂😂

If I knew better at that time I definitely would of thrown hands but because she literally didn't know better until her mum rang to say she'd buy food since there's none at home 😭😭😭

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 7h

I will be tomorrow that's for sure

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 7h

And something my cousins always bring up, our older cousin cooked us cat food from the freezer 🤣🤣🤣 I ate the most before we found out what it was 🤢🤢🤢

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 7h

It's why me and my younger brothers have a eatable standard of cooking 🤣🤣🤣 and they call my dubious meal that can happen with any ingredients Glug 😂😂😂 Have you ever eaten crunchy but rubbery fried eggs!?! Honeycomb textured minces that had a wet carpet feel to it when you chewed!?! ☠️☠️☠️

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 7h

1 more shift and I can finally rest 😭😭😭

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 7h

It was hilarious they know how to keep everyone on their toes 😂😂😂 but I ain't going to act like I haven't wasted food learning how to cook let alone drop on the floor 😭😭😭

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 10h

🤣🤣🤣

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 10h

a group of young men are sitting on a couch and one of them is saying shinee !

Alt: Members of SHINee are sitting on a couch and Key is saying SHINee!

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LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 13h

Answer whatever is possible for you, I don't mind but thank you for letting me know and rest well 💜🫂💜

LazySass @lazysass.bsky.social · 13h

I'm still rediscovering everything from the earliest days of what was given to me to listen because well I didn't have to remember the titles or anything as my old friend would type it in for me 😂😂

Then my younger cousins introduced me to SHINee before they debut so I saw their debut as it happened