@lazyscot.bsky.social
This was the last post Scalzi made before going missing.

His shoes were found under a statue of a lion.

The Carabinieri are currently attempting DNA analysis of blood found smeared around the smiling lion’s mouth.
June 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I thought it was an Army of @countbinface.bsky.social Mini-Me’s….
April 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Yeah. Everyone knows games should WELL DONE.
April 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Before or after they implement the Corn Laws?
April 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Did you get to say hello to Wojtek?
April 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Payment: “1 extra dinner per pic.”
April 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’m trying to work out how this law interacts with a Shroedinger’s Cat experiment….

🤯
April 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Personally, I prefer not to say Business School, but instead use the acronym.
March 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Isn’t it more worrying if the Alien Civilisation *didn’t* cross off us and instead felt we were worth visiting…
March 24, 2025 at 1:12 PM
And the damage from the Carta de Foresta? (sometimes Little Charta)
March 19, 2025 at 9:14 AM
If *you* committed the crime (illegal forced removal), why is *she* wearing the crimal’s electronic tagging….
March 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I wonder how long it will be till Google deleting location data will result in the location being deleted (over enthusiastic AI garbage collection federated with military subcontracts?)
March 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
And when you do *none* of them….
March 16, 2025 at 10:05 AM
<casts “floaty red dot” spell>
March 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Ministry of Truth (minitrue)?
March 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
$9bn? That’s what, about 1/40th of an Elon Musk? So the train was carrying a hand and part of an arm?
February 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Why is it not the fourth place playoff?
February 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Reminds me of hearing someone talking about the early days of Pixar, possibly about or by Lasseter. The early CGI tried to be true to the laws of physics. But to be cartoon cinematic you had to ditch (some of) the laws of physics (think Wile E Coyote) and be surreal to be creatively correct.
February 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Just as well Trump doesn’t know anyone with a large logistics organisation that might view the USPS as competition to swallow….
February 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
class cat {
void snuggle(owner);
snorz sleep(warmspot);
….
}

?
February 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
You’re not doing research for a York Event akin to your Leeds Event, are you?
February 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’ve heard of Port&Lemon.

Is there such a thing as Port & Lemsip?
February 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
“panem et circenses”?
February 20, 2025 at 11:10 AM