I love helping people, I do, but sometimes I wish it was appropriate to ask someone if they have a younger relative to help them because holy fuck

if you work at a bank and someone calls with an issue related to a third party like CashApp, Zelle, etc, DON’T TELL THEM TO CALL THEIR PHONE PROVIDER. We have absolutely nothing to do with that.

Today I learned the most stressful type of call is the customer who is very confused and doesn’t realize they called their cellphone carrier, and no matter how many times you try to explain it they don’t understand

hey so how the fuck do you run more than 15 seconds without getting shin splints. yes I stretch beforehand. I stretch daily. am I doomed to embarrass myself in front of my entire neighborhood? what is the secret