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Looking through docs in my notes app from a few years ago and asking questions
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Looking through docs in my notes app from a few years ago and asking questions
He has risen
[gif of Skimbleshanks the railway cat swirling up to heaven]
(I’m on da BART)
[gif of Skimbleshanks the railway cat swirling up to heaven]
(I’m on da BART)
April 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
He has risen
[gif of Skimbleshanks the railway cat swirling up to heaven]
(I’m on da BART)
[gif of Skimbleshanks the railway cat swirling up to heaven]
(I’m on da BART)
This is what Navi looked like before the N64
April 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is what Navi looked like before the N64
I gave you all the clues.
March 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I gave you all the clues.
I understand this is a gluten-free pizza but I will read this as “Cheese Girlfriend” every time.
March 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I understand this is a gluten-free pizza but I will read this as “Cheese Girlfriend” every time.
What is a beetle but a crab with a
March 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What is a beetle but a crab with a
Ryu Ga Gotoku putting live women with a skeevy vibe in their games isn’t new- but I think they struck gold with this one.
February 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Ryu Ga Gotoku putting live women with a skeevy vibe in their games isn’t new- but I think they struck gold with this one.
When the doorway to your office is magnetic 🧲
February 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When the doorway to your office is magnetic 🧲
When your friends don’t buy tickets at the same time you do.
February 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
When your friends don’t buy tickets at the same time you do.
It’s been a slow January.
January 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It’s been a slow January.
Pepsi? You mean the hero from Madame Web?
January 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Pepsi? You mean the hero from Madame Web?
Toot toot! The blu boy sings. Twoooooooooooot
January 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Toot toot! The blu boy sings. Twoooooooooooot
Heart breaking.
January 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Heart breaking.
I’m not sure I googled the right plot for the new Fantastic 4
February 14, 2024 at 4:38 PM
I’m not sure I googled the right plot for the new Fantastic 4
No, this fish died for their fins.
December 5, 2023 at 9:56 PM
No, this fish died for their fins.
Hey everyone. I’m on a train, its 3am and I just had to run to the bathroom as we pass through night mode Salt Lake City. SEEMS LIKE the only thing my brain juices want to dwell on are those Fandango commercials with the paper bags doing a Bollywood themed song that ends with “I’ll get the popcorn”
November 12, 2023 at 10:05 AM
Hey everyone. I’m on a train, its 3am and I just had to run to the bathroom as we pass through night mode Salt Lake City. SEEMS LIKE the only thing my brain juices want to dwell on are those Fandango commercials with the paper bags doing a Bollywood themed song that ends with “I’ll get the popcorn”
The theater is silent for this “Fathom Event” and the Taylor Swift concert from the theater next door is sweeping in
October 20, 2023 at 5:00 AM
The theater is silent for this “Fathom Event” and the Taylor Swift concert from the theater next door is sweeping in
“This is the alley, Falcon. This is the alley my entire ass and balls was eaten by microbes your science cannot even imagine.”
October 9, 2023 at 12:54 AM
“This is the alley, Falcon. This is the alley my entire ass and balls was eaten by microbes your science cannot even imagine.”
I just found out “The Gnome Mobile” exists and every breath until I watch “The Gnome Mobile” feels like hot ash.
September 26, 2023 at 5:12 AM
I just found out “The Gnome Mobile” exists and every breath until I watch “The Gnome Mobile” feels like hot ash.
My uber is here
September 25, 2023 at 3:10 PM
My uber is here