Conflicted about CT contrast - on one hand, I don’t like being that uncomfortably hot. On the other, I enjoy feeling like a tortoise sunning myself on a warm rock.

You know, sitting in a hospital at midnight is a surreal experience. On one side, you’ve got an elderly woman with her head gushing blood after a fall down the stairs. On the other, you have a man who got his penis stuck in the mouth of a glass ketchup bottle. Circle of life, I guess?