My very first “grown up” job 20-some odd years ago was in a local newspaper’s newsroom and my grizzled old editor used to frequently say, “Be first, but first be right.” That is an adage that seems to have been forgotten or ignored by many journalists in our current age of never ending news churn.

If one wanted to make an argument that Adventure Time is the single greatest work of 21st century fiction I would have a very hard time challenging it.

Pre-ordered just now. Looks great!

okay so admittedly some of these are less inspired than others. but look, preorders!

They were just going to pass a flashlight around to put under their chins while they were speaking, but Whiskey Pete left it in his Hummer.

Those two will play every preseason game until one wins the job outright, or gets hurt and loses by default. My guess is it ends up being the latter.

Previous employer: The Department of Justice

There is a very clear opportunity right now for mass mobilization: Trump is insanely unpopular in DC, and America. The takeover is insanely unpopular.

Put him on the defensive through popular mobilization that puts Epstein back on the agenda.